Seattlefornia

Seattlefornia is an idiot from California who moves to Seattle and expects all the horrible things of California to be in Seattle.

For Example He/She Might Expect:

A.) Air conditioning in unit/house
B.) Fast Food Restaurants on every block.
C.) Sunshine
D.) A Republican to win an election.
E.) Carl's Jr. on Capitol Hill
F.) ___________________ (insert a celebrity name here...cause that's all they care about.)

Also complains about the fact that roads in Seattle are not big enough, expects Washington to cut down all trees (which give the fresh air that California's move to Washington for...) and build roads to drive their gas guzzling chevy's or range rovers.

Jim from California: So, I love this unit...does it come with air conditioning?
Realtor from Seattle: No, we live in Seattle.
Jim from California: Well ( in whiny voice)...in California they have ___________________ (insert ten stupid things no one cares about and one celebrity ...)
Realtor from Seattle: Geez...your so Seattlefornia Jim.

by LookdntU4eelStupid February 2, 2016

Seattle Slip and Slide

First have 5 women lay on their backs with their legs outstrectched above them in a v formation then after lubricating ones entire body with KY jelly while naked and semi erect slide across the line of women.

The party was so fierce it had a Seattle slip and slide.

by InsincereApology August 1, 2016

Seattle Lightning Bolt

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly

Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"

by lusealdickman September 18, 2016

Scuttlefuck

A spastic and annoying younger teenage boy.

Guy 1: did you see what Zach did the other day at lunch?
Guy 2: yeah what a scuttlefuck.

by Leon Carmichael November 3, 2016

Sattler

Slang term used among DJs to describe a abrupt change in music, being that by a bad sense of timing or just awful mixing. It also can be used to describe a statement thats simply stupid or ridicule in any given context.

1. DJ changes from classic rock to J-pop*
Guy screams: "Come on man! Dont Sattler that!

2. "Party was getting really good yesterday, until the DJ sattlerized the playlist."

by MemoryCard April 6, 2017

Sattlering

What amateur DJs do.

"that DJ was sattlering the stupid playlist"
"everyone can set up a spotify account and be a DJ now, such a Sattler"

by MemoryCard April 13, 2017

Scuttles

This is the name of an STD when you dont know what you have, you just know you have one.

Well gee-dang it, looks like I have the scuttles again.

Bro.. Thats a nasty girl, she has the scutt.

by Jimbo beaver June 2, 2017