Pumpkin Sweater

A woman who wears sweaters that match the season of the year, not necessarily Halloween. 2. It is also used to refer to women who, while not particularly wearing a holiday sweater, have a certain middle aged, middle American home maker mindset.

"Charlie's preschool teacher is a total pumpkin sweater, she spends her weekends knitting and watching Lifetime."

by megb713 February 3, 2010

Tuna Sweat

A day's worth of vaginal perspiration which has the scent of a Japanese trawler deck in summer.

" Hey Rachael, you better have a shower. I can smell your Tuna Sweat".

by SomeTosser September 16, 2014

yahir with a grey sweater

yahir with a grey sweater is Our lord. an all powerful, voluptuous, shmexy, and illegal being. He is the one above all races, he is the savior he is the next Jesus Christ. NO he is even greater he is one that can shall call his equal. he is

person 1: Vamos a ofrecer nuestras nueces al santuario de yahir con un sueter gris
person 2: the fuck you just say, im sorry i dont speak retard
person 1:we shall offer our nuts to the yahir with a grey sweater sanctuary

by obesekid69 March 19, 2019

darwin sweater

Chest hair, or for that matter back hair.

After peeling off his Roots muscle shirt everyone on the beach was mesmorized by Steve's darwin sweater.

by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005

sweater

(Actually a verb)
To ride an albino rhinocerious to the local Asian food market.

I called Jerry and told him to sweater over there, pronto; they were having a sale on tofu.

by UberBadger October 9, 2006

Sweatbeast

A noun given to any obese person with very bad personal hygiene, which results in a body odour reminiscent of excrament and/or sweat.

May also be used to someone who has not showered/bathed in over a week OR an obese woman dressed like a whore on a night out

Getty you're a right sweatbeast! Take a shower

by Gandles October 9, 2006

Sweat Pecans

When your testes are sweaty and your girlfriend (or any other girl for that matter) sucks on them while giving you head.

Ken: How was Tracy last night?
Lake: She went down on me then sucked on my sweat pecans. Best blow job I have ever had.
Ken: Nice!! I'm going to try to get my girl to do that tonight.

by JKDBLV July 13, 2010