Bumping Swamps

The lesbian act of touching and rubbing each other's vaginas together. Usually not applied to attractive, porn-star quality lesbians, but rather the hefty, hairy, road-scarred bull-dykes. Also known as "Scissoring".

Hey Kurt, I'll bet that before those two gals brushed each other's mullets, they spent the morning bumping swamps.

by Jones Jones February 27, 2008

swamp donkey

A female with no attractive features whatsoever.
(Not even personality, charm, nice shirt, etc..)

Rosie O' Donnel is the Swamp Donkey Queen.

by Steven April 3, 2005

swamp ass

On a hot summer day or after physical activity when the massive amount of perspiration in your post-rectal region causes great discomfort. Often leads to moist underwear and a terrible odor.

I flew to Florid and got mad swamp ass as soon as I got off the plane.

by fantomelt February 23, 2009

swamp donkey

a swamp donkey is a really disgusting girl. usually very slutty,dirty and poor.

Jay-tee said " i hella want pussy, i think im going to call Jen."

Murphy replied " but she's a swamp donkey!"

by COBRA OPERATED June 9, 2009

Alabama Swamp Taco

Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket, it is when you diarrhea, not shit, into a woman's vagina and consequently peruse it with your erect penis.

Latisha was a kinky bitch, so she asked her boyfriend to perform an Alabama Swamp Taco on her. Her boyfriend consequently left her.

by homoHunter99 June 8, 2009

swamp rat

A swamp rat is a name for a skinny little asain who is a snitch, or rat. Swamp rats don't shower, and they spend most of their time snitching on pure breds.

"Dude, Alex is such a swamp rat. He just ratted out Sean to the admins!"

by Mr. Nobody1000 February 26, 2009

swamp crack

The condition of your ass crack when you haven't wiped completely and your behind is moist, causing itching or rash.

Person #1: "My ass crack is moist and itchy."
Person #2: "Sounds like a case of swamp crack."

by Garleig43 November 14, 2007