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bella swan

A young Mary-sue who is a total klutz that even if she did die in the first book you wouldn’t be surprised.
She practically lives of Edwards hair, breath, nose, mouth, eyes, sparklieness, stupidity and anything else that turns her on slightly. She has no problem with Edward her fairy oh shit I mean vampire, coming into her bedroom each night and watching her sleep. He probably jacks off as well while doing it. In the very last book she is impregnated by Edward and is newly ‘gifted’ with a half human half vampire daughter named Renesme. She prances around as a vampire after giving birth to her newly freak of a daughter who will hook up with Bella’s BFF Jacob Black who weirdly enough is a werewolf who has a conflict with Edward.
Twihard 1: OME!!! bella swan does NOT deserve Edward! I do!!!!

Twihard 2: OMJ!!! I totally agree! Ungrateful Skank! I deserve Jacob and his hot abs!

*Twihards high five*
by vjhjcfldfhgkfbjglsdf March 16, 2010
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Swaggerific

Having Swagger that exceeds the limit of 9000.
Not commonly found.
Nathan: Aren't I looking fly today?

Maggie: Ya, you're looking real swaggerific! I wish I was that cool!
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Swahilian Backslap

swah-hee-lee-an bak-slap When receiving oral while standing, right before ejaculating, the person receiving oral defecates on their hand, and proceeds to slap it on the back of the person who is giving the oral.
Lilly: "So like omg, i was giving head to Billy and right before he came he took a shit in his hand and slapped it on my back!"
Leah: "LMAO he so gave you a swahilian backslap!"
by crumble cakes September 24, 2010
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Swag Fag

A Person who bases their confidence on material items.
Swag Fag walks in wearing Bright purple jeans and Matching Hat. High top shoes colored as fugly as possible and chains everywhere. Tail may be included.
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Swaggalicous

A term used by Jets Linebacker, Bart Scott,to describe the amount of swagger the New York Jets willunder the Rex Ryan regime.
Wow the Jets are looking very swaggalicous this year.
by cht123 April 18, 2009
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Tay Sway

Girl 1: "Hey what are you listening to?"
Girl 2: "Taylor Swift"
Girl 1: "OMG I LOVE TAY SWAY!!!!"
by KristinEvangeline November 4, 2010
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Bella Swan

A stupid stuttering girl from the overly-adjective saga Twilight. She is overly obsessive and starts seeing hallucinations, jumps off of cliffs and busts her head open riding motorcycles JUST to see a dead person Edward.

Also she's a selfish little person who wants Jacob AND Edward.

Portrays necrophilia and bestiality.

Is said to be really average looking but a lot of guys like her, cannot dress to save her life and seems to be incredibly boring.
Edward Cullen: I'm leaving you

Bella Swan: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ut w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-whhy?
n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no-o-o!
by rjfghjsehgnr January 9, 2010
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