eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.

I was eating Watermelonisa's ass last night, and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell. I was confused at first, but when I figured out what was going on, fuck was it good.

by Edgecs September 12, 2017

eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.

I was fucking the shit out of Watermelonisha and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell.
I didn't know what was going on at first, but when I did it was fucking good.

by Edgecs September 12, 2017

fall up the stairs

a phrase used as a roast. commonly used when being a bae snack.

caroline: why don't you just fall up the stairs
larkin: fall up the stairs? ok?

by HAWTMUFFIN MRS SARTORIUS May 8, 2018

L-Shaped stairs

The best thing to come to the sims 4 since being able to BBQ babies

Argh, my house needs needs some improvments. *Makes L-Shaped stairs* WOOHOO PERFECT

by vegandumplings September 8, 2019

painting the staircase

Using your gentlemen's relish to slowly paint the legs of a woman starting at her toes and making your way up the staircase as far as you can manage.

Tristian was ever so busy last weekend painting the staircase with his dearly beloved.

by alexy344cfx November 7, 2020

boom boom tequila stairs

Process of abortion. Involves getting blackout drunk and throwing yourself down a flight of stairs. Very effective and affordable.

Carmen was scared she may be Prego so she used the boom boom tequila stairs method.

by Calta crew 69 October 1, 2020

Pogo under the stairs

A dance which often involes a sore head also a sex act involving a man, woman and a stick or phallic object

Oh wow my date gave me a pogo under the stairs...it was amazing!

by Whiskeytango January 11, 2021