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National Only Speak Polish

To enlighten to polish in you, we encourage you only speak polish November 4. To respect the great culture that polish has and honor your ancestors.
"Dzień dobry panie Lain" (good morning mr lain)
"what are you even saying?"
"To narodowe tylko po polsku!" (its national only speak polish day!)
"ooooh wow soooo cool"
by riddlingriddler November 1, 2021
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Speaking in Tongues

The act of grabbing and securing ones balls with teeth, and licking the secured edges like an oversized ice-cube.
Did you see Pastor Browning the other day? I never knew he loved Speaking in Tongues!
by Jesusmyoneandonly June 27, 2021
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half-speak

To understand so many languages that you get confused.Therefore,you half-speak it.
I half-speak German, Italian, and Japanese.
by waterdude125 June 23, 2011
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Berseal Speak Griffin

The Most Powerful Motivational Speaker Ever Touched The Earth! True Child Of God Strength of 10 Lions! No wonder She's A multi Billionaire She's One Of Kind!
BERSEAL SPEAK GRIFFIN IS THE GREATEST EVER LIVED!
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To speak with a customer service representative, press 9

Well, THANK you --- FINALLY! Dat is what I've been waiting to hear for da last three minutes!
Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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speak

you speak straight fax you know fam
by gymdudechris March 5, 2023
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Speak & Spell

An amazing Red box that teaches how to spell 200 words!
Alex: I just bought a Speak & Spell! it will teach me how to spell 200 words!
by Bacon friez October 31, 2023
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