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I thought I got burnt ends on my Mahomes jersey but it turns out my old lady hit me with a Kansas Shitty Queef when I was going down on her at the tailgate.
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by newman_ichy July 30, 2006
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Jimmy: "yo man, i am making this HXC band, want to join?"
Mattie: "chyea man thats X-CORE!!! but i don't play any instruments"
Jimmy: "it doesn't matter man, neither do i. it cant be hard though. if you cant play an intrument you could just yell into a microphone."
Mattie: "yea man good thinking. and we will play shows and people will like us."
Jimmy: "yo man, i am making this HXC band, want to join?"
Mattie: "chyea man thats X-CORE!!! but i don't play any instruments"
Jimmy: "it doesn't matter man, neither do i. it cant be hard though. if you cant play an intrument you could just yell into a microphone."
Mattie: "yea man good thinking. and we will play shows and people will like us."
at show dude1: does this shit even follow a beat?
dude2: no.. it doesn't, why did i pay to see this:S
dude1: LOL man, that guy is wearing chick pants!
dude2: shit balls thats funny, look at him he looks so funny trying to be HXC.
dude1: yea dude, this is a shitty band
dude2: no.. it doesn't, why did i pay to see this:S
dude1: LOL man, that guy is wearing chick pants!
dude2: shit balls thats funny, look at him he looks so funny trying to be HXC.
dude1: yea dude, this is a shitty band
by purgethefall March 10, 2008
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John: Why is that girl crying?
Bob: I gave her the shitty toothpaste..
John: OH..... MY.... GOD.......
Bob: Yeah, I know...
Bob: I gave her the shitty toothpaste..
John: OH..... MY.... GOD.......
Bob: Yeah, I know...
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3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker
5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball
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