slippery cruz

(v.) the act of having sex with somone on a slip-n-slide

we had sex on a slip-n-slide, aka the slippery cruz

by mugzy cruz October 15, 2006

slippery donut

when you stress too hard on the toilet seat that you push your ass all the way through the seat

"Lip had a slippery donut while trying to shit a big one on the can"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

slippery dolphin

When a guy is fucking his girl from behind and his dick slips out and accidentally penetrates her anus causing her to arch her back and scream "eeeeet, eeeet, eeeet!"

That porpoise noise coming from the bedroom last night must've been mom getting a slippery dolphin from dad!

by brneyes10 August 8, 2016

doogie snipper

1. A person who snips doogies. doogie
2: A general, meaningless term found in the rap of amatuers.

1. I am a doogie snipper, therefore doogies do not like me very much.
2. I'm-a doogie snippa, doog--doog doogie snippa, etc.

by tattlemoose August 4, 2006

silk slipper

The very finest pussy you can get. Exquisite to the feel, and a joy to slip into.

"Man that new chick in Accounts, she may look like a thunder pig, but damn! That broad has a fine silk slipper!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 26, 2007

shit shopper

A person who only buys junk food at the supermarket.

That fat slob never eats anything healthy. He's a real shit shopper.

by frenchie 312 December 23, 2015

slippery

1. Tending or liable cause of slipping or slidding caused by ice, oil, or wet surface
2. something you cause slipping or slidding on the bathroom floor after you jack off, masterbate, or jerked.

1. "that road was slippery"
2. "ah dude, why the f*** did you make the floor all slippery??"

by thom1005 May 15, 2007