ripped up

A state of being exceedingly intoxicated through the consumption of hideous amounts of alcohol. Derives from the predictive text system used by mobile phones which has 'ripped' as the second (borno) word to appear when one enters the number combination 747733, meaning to enter 'pissed'. When out on the lash this word invariably ends up as 'ripped' because either the phone user cannot see the phone screen through the alcoholic fug or even sees three (borno) phones. Consequently, 'on the ripper' describes the intention to consume, or the physical act of consuming, extreme amounts of fermented liquids prior to the 'ripped up' state. Hence, 'The Yorkshire ripper', 'Sutcliffed', 'Jack the ripper', can all be used as synonyms.

The dwix was ripped up last night.

Fancy going out on a midweek ripper?

I am getting Sutcliffed.

by Yume89 August 20, 2004

Best Rappers

It Comes To My Attention That Some People Don't Seem To Know Much About Great Rappers/Hip Hop Artists, And There's Alot Missing, So Here Is My List. If I Think Of Any Later I'll Add Them. These Are In No Particular Order, Living Or Dead.

Individual Artists

-Tupac
-Notorious B.I.G.
-Lupe Fiasco
-Andre 3000
-Big Boi
-Common
-Ludacris
-Eminem
-Chuck D
-Rev Run
-D.M.C.
-Jam-Master Jay
-Fonzworth Bentley
-Snoop Dogg
-Dr. Dre
-Pharrell
-Cory Gunz
-Bobby Creekwater
-Stat Quo
-Obie Trice
-Slick Rick
-LL Cool J
-Soulja Slim
-Mike D
-MCA
-Ad-Rock
-Mix Master Mike
-DMX
-Method Man
-Redman
-Ol' Dirty Bastard
-Talib Kweli
-Q-Tip
-Mos Def
-Busta Rhymes
-Twista
-Jay-Z
-Nas
-Drake
-Will Smith
-Nate Dogg
-Black Thought
-?uestlove (Questlove)
-Rahzel
-Erykah Badu
-Bizarre
-Proof
-Swifty McVay
-D'Angelo
-T.I.
-Kid Cudi
-will.i.am

Rap/Hip Hop Groups

-OutKast
-N.W.A.
-The Firm
-D12
-The Roots
-Public Enemy
-Run D.M.C.
-213
-N*E*R*D
-Beastie Boys
-Wu-Tang Clan
-Bone Thugs-n-Harmony
-Soulquarians
-The Black Eyed Peas

Mainstream Rap Retard: "Dude, Have You Heard The New Soulja Boy Album? It's The Shit!"

Me: "Umm, No That Guy Sucks. Why Don't You Listen To Some Dre?"

Him: "Who?"

Me: "What?! Dre? The Chronic? Tupac Maybe? All Eyez On Me? The Roots? Anything? These Are Some Of THE Best Rappers Of All Time!"

Him: "What Are You Talking About?"
*listens to some real hip hop*
"Oh My God Please Throw Away My iPod With All That Other Crap!"

by GadgetFlow July 6, 2009

world's best rapper

This is the world best rapper not rappers. The one and only tupac is the best rapper there will ever be. Talib kweli, mos def, black thought are also incredible.

Missy elliot sucks. Tupac is unamtched. talib kweli is ver much underrated, though not with real hip hop/rap fans

by mos def and talib kweli are blackstar March 10, 2005

Rambunxious Rupert

this is a sexual maneuver that is only able to be done in a threesome. The act occurs when the first party gives the second party of the threesome anal and proceeds to ejaculate in their ass. The second party then walks over to the third party and proceeds to fart in their face thus spraying them in the face with a shower of semen and shit crystals

Yo bro last night I hooked up with 2 chicks at once and me and the brunette gave the blonde a Rambunxious Rupert

by J-Rad Wisnizzle June 23, 2009

ripped-us maximus

The extent to which a fellow pot smoker is so ripped he can't function in everyday society, thus the medically coined term "ripped-us maximus".

Cane: Dude your fucking drooling on yourself.
Marley: Eh, im fucking super-stoned!
Cane: I believe you are medically defined as ripped-us maximus!
Marley: Sweet!

by Hooblunt May 20, 2007

Ripped

to be insulted by a person

Person 1: Me girlfriend finished with me last week
Person 2: You Obviously couldn't satisfy her in the bedroom then
Person 1: SHUT UP!
Person 2: Hahaha you know you just got ripped!

by Loz Williams November 26, 2007

Anus Rumper

Where a person places the middle finger inside the anus and ferociously thrusts and wiggles the finger for pleasure.

Chris needed some adventure for some new foreplay so he decided to get practical.. On Himself. He discovered a new technique to anal pleasure. Thus Anus Rumper was born.

by Mark Jackson. January 15, 2009