Reverse Bidet

The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.

1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.

2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.

by SpankyJones September 3, 2020

Reverse goffix

Reverse goffix, or reverse gothic.

A black person with bleached white hair, all white clothing and white shoes.

If Sisqo wore all white.
Or Dennis Rodman.

You'd say "Wow! Its like he is goffix! But in reverse!
OMG REVERSE GOFFIX!"

by WangCity February 20, 2009

reverse scallop

When your girlfriend reaches from behind you and cups your balls

Cooking dinner tonight my lady gave me the ol’ reverse scallop.

by ÆDRIAN May 12, 2023

Reverse peepee

When you wee inside a womans vagina while having sex

Oh no i just reverse peepee’d

by Shiddedandfarded February 18, 2019

Reverse grasshopper

During sex, after the guy cums he tries to bite the girls head off.

Ever since Joanna tried out the reverse grasshopper with Brodie she has bite marks all over her neck

by Aj’ac January 10, 2021

Reverse dookie

When your taking a dookie, and you turn out to be constipated you pick up a plunger and plunge it out so the dookie will come.

I was constipated and I had no miralax, so I had to do a quick reverse dookie!

by BigSchmeatAdam October 24, 2019

Reverse Weekend

The concept of inverting the traditional division of a week, where one parties 5 nights and stays in 2 nights.

Office Drone 1: "These reverse weekends are killing both my wallet and my liver."
Office Drone 2: "Yes, but life is now full of beauty and meaning."

by mrblarg November 5, 2013