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Initially a small hellenised city state in the Italian peninsula, Rome slowly overwhelmed its Latin neighbours and later the southern Greek cities after surviving a brutal invasion from Pyrrhus of Epirus, taking complete control of the peninsula.

Rome then was then engaged in three Punic wars with the maritime trading city of Carthage. The first of these bloody wars brought Sicily under complete Roman control, along with Sardinia and Corsica. The second and most important Punic war featured Hannibal's invasion of Italy, and through tactical genius he defeated them several times, most famously at Cannae. However Roman defiance ensured the state was pulled back from the brink of destruction and soon armies under Scipio Africanus secured Spain, then invaded Africa. The weary Hannibal was then soundly defeated at Zama, and Carthage sued for peace. The third Punic war after a brief struggle annialated the city of Carthago itself.

From there Roman power was unanswerable and major kingdoms and celtic tribes were subdued. The republic collapsed when Caesar turned on the capital, but continued under the Principate, a monarchy in all but name.

Roman rule ended in the third century B.C, it's military a shadow of its former self, and the ancient republican traditions abandoned. However, the Eastern Empire continued until medieval ages with it's capital at Byzantine or Constantinople.

The Romans are respected for being the founders of modern day democracy, and their military, architectural, social and administritive prowess. The collapse of the Roman empire brought about a dark age and under Europe plunged into the bloody medieval ages, setting back human advancement by hundreds of years.

(It is thought the bible was formulated initially by Constantine, and Christianity spread through the Roman Empire - hence purist Roman Catholosism exists today. Pagan my arse.)
The Roman Empire stretched from Spain to Syria, including the largest variety of cultures ever seen before, lasting at its largest point for four centuries.
by SporkPork June 8, 2005
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Roman Candle

1. The act of doing a girl from behind, pulling out (similar the the flying houdini) putting your dick between her ass cheeks at a steep angle, and blowing you load. The final effect should be shots of jizz flying up, similar to a Roman Candle. Bonus points for landing it on the bitches head
Billy was raw-doggin it in Suzy, and, not wanted to knock her up, was prepared to just skeet on the bed. However, to spice things up, he instead did the Roman Candle, and proceeded to drop a huge load on top of Suzys head.
by lick.my.wick January 22, 2009
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roman facemask

its where you flop your testicles on their forehead and pull your penis from their forehead to their chin, to resemble a roman facemask.
So this bitch came in with this roman facemask and she scared the shit out of my nephew and he shit a brick....bitch!!!
by Squirrel Nipps January 1, 2005
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Roman War Mask

The act of getting a girl to suck you off to the point of ejaculation and at the last second pulling out, dropping your balls over her eyes and slapping her on the forehead slinging cum in a line through her hair. giving the appearance. of an old Roman War Mask
I was with Officer Keith's wife last night and gave her a Roman War Mask.
by marinemarauer January 28, 2009
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Romangerous

A combination of Romantic and Dangerous, usually used to describe a potential boyfriend/girlfriend who's not ideal.
Guy 1: So I really like her, but she spent our first date talking about table settings at our wedding.
Guy 2: Sounds really romangerous, I'd stay away.
by Baggodocious February 1, 2010
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Romance to Ruins

An extremely good looking band, comprised of long haired Keith, The whitest brown kid Phil, the ginger Dan, and the "happy bithday derek" Sean. Their music makes grown men cry and women climax. From their heavy breakdowns to their catchy riffs, this band is as good of a catch as their hot groupies.
Dude, i just Romance to Ruins'd in my pants
by XxOceansBetweenUsxX August 24, 2010
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romanic

a manic romantic. a guy or girl that's super into you one day and then seems cold the next.
needy girl: "I don't get it. he called me every day last week and told me he loved me twice. now he won't even respond to my texts. wtf?"

me: "oh, that's cuz he's romanic."
by goldenboyswift January 9, 2011
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