queef

An older person with age-inappropriate, or anachronistic musical taste.

60 years olds that listen to happy hardcore. Chloe's Mum's boyfriend is Queef. He's down the social club, listening to Scandalous 2.

by gingeryeti December 13, 2010

Queen la queefah

the queen of queefing

Kelsey: Man you when the award for queen la queefah
Bethany: thank you for finally admitting it

by Kl09987654321987 June 28, 2010

queef cadaver

A high-pitched voof that ultimately attracts shit eating insects i.e. flies, Jeffery Dhamer, James Van Der Beek

Steves mom emits a terrible odor from her Levi's, oh golly that seal bark must have actually been a queef cadaver.

by KingSlaw August 28, 2008

queef

The funniest sound on the planet.

Melanie queefed while I was fucking her and I had to stop, I was laughing so hard.

by sh0gun January 14, 2008

queef

The fart that comes from a female genetalia during or after the wild thing.

"Oh my god, it was me and Brad's first time having last night and i think i queefed!!! Oh my god, i was so embarrassed!! But he told me that he thought it was hot! Ew!

by Stephanizzle Pimpettizzle May 16, 2006

queef fucked

when a angry woman squats an inch over a sleeping individual's face and squirts out a sloppy vaginal fart

i woke up this morning and had green shmeg all up on my nose and then i remembered me and my girl was figting last night; bitch musta queef fucked my while i was sleepin'.

by victom of the pussy's poop August 4, 2003

Queef

A vaginal fart.

Cheri queefed so loud, I heard it from across the hall.

by BP Cubed March 24, 2009