Purity

To be Pure, or to pull a Purity mean that you have embarked on a mission or quest, so to speak, that is inclreadbly stupid and/or a death wish but you pull it off anyway.

OMG that guy just pulled a Purity

So did you hear about that guy who was heaps pure?

No one else could have done that, but Midaz did it, becasue hes so pure.

by Midaz/Purity June 8, 2005

Puerto Rican Funeral

when somone sleeps with women so big it breaks their bed and they have to put the bed on cement blocks

Andy's bedroom looks like a Puerto Rican Funeral.

by Auggie Doggie January 18, 2010

puerto-jew

a combination of a jew and a puerto-rican. normally quite strange and/or stupid. they greatly enjoy smoking large quantities of weed outside of garages and in parks. if you meet one i reccomend sex-iing them up. they enjoy turkeyslapping

that guy from the show in the seventies, who always said he was a puerto-jew

by jingleballs May 4, 2006

purrmit

To allow a cat to do.

We purrmit scratching of old furniture, but not new furniture.

by smjgJsbjgsm May 28, 2018

Puerto Rican sword

A piece of pipe a few feet long used to beat the shit out of your enemies.

That motherfucker came at me with a Puerto Rican sword!

by Some kind of moose February 28, 2018

Purrinpuss

When a vagina with a large labia makes a purring sound as it queefs (releases air, or vents) and rattles against itself resembling a cat purring.

After we had sex she had purrinpuss.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 3, 2019

Puritan twat

A person who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible. On the misguided belief that these things are wrong for them and that they must Cease from doing them for the good of their health

A person in government who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible - Boris Johnson he’s a puritan twat look he’s closed the pubs the shops the cinemas and also we can’t go to the park

by Big Mac 64 June 18, 2020