Pre-Christmasophobia

Noun: Having an undeniable fear of all pre-Christmas events and chores ie; Christmas shopping, caroling, wrapping, baking, decorating etc.

The inability to function when asked to preform any of the above tasks or tasks related to pre-Christmas

When I asked Deb to help me decorate she froze and ran away screaming. Turns out she is a pre-Christmasophobe.

I couldn't figure out why I was so stress just wrapping Christmas gift when I am fine doing it on birthdays. My friend says I have pre-Christmasophobia

by MissNinja December 27, 2009

pre-guilt

The guilt your fucking wife tries laying the foundation for before you even do anything.

"If you're going to go fishing next weekend instead of going out with me then I guess I know where your priorities are then"...etc etc. pre-guilt

by JoeNJ2 November 20, 2011

pre-dog

When you hook up with a chick and brag about it only to find out one of your crew already hit it weeks prior without your knowledge.

He thought he was king shit on a mountain of turds until he found out I pre-dogged that hoodrat months ago.

by dudemountain October 24, 2015

pre-pussywhipped

When someone is pussywhipped before the prospect of even getting pussy.

Jordan was invited to church with her super-conservative family, he's trying to convince her parents she should be able to date him before she's 30. He is so pre-pussywhipped it hurts.

by Anonymysterious January 2, 2011

Pre-Bone

V. When one has sexual relations with someone of interest before even arriving at a party.

Party Goer 1: Dude, Nelson's such a champ.
Party Goer 2: How so?
Party Goer 1: He pre-gamed by chugging a four loco. Then when his girl came down from the shower; they pre-boned right there. They left for the party after all that.
Party Goer 2: Damn, nice work.

by B_T_Wily October 21, 2010

pre-relationship

kinda like fuck buddies but breaking the no string attach rule. The part before a relationship.

beth so is he your boyfriend.

Emily no

Beth but you guys are fucking and spending time.

Emily we are in a pre-relationship.

by digitalsyndrome February 15, 2015

pre-dipping

before the pregame party, the drinker gets excited to drink, and 'dips' into his or her alcohol. Can be done days or hours in advance.

"Wild party tomorrow..." "No pre-dipping, you'll have to buy more!"

by the kimbe May 17, 2003