poot

An exclamation - to describe something that sucks, stinks, bites, blows, or otherwise exhibits gross inferiority; or, the negative reaction to an unwelcome situation. This is the proper, accepted British usage.

"That poots!"

by Robberbaron Snotbuckets January 18, 2009

Poot

To poop and toot at the same time. Same as shart only for little ears.

-Daddy I tooted and have poop in my butt.

-Son, thats called a poot.

by jt1jacobs September 5, 2010

poot

The act of taking a photo of ones self in the bathroom mirror while making a pouty face.

Did you see that lame profile pic of Yasmine pooting? What's up with that?

by alltheoldlionsza June 30, 2011

Rootie Poot

A back woods country person that lives in nowhere land and is definitely a redneck. Usually doesn't have a lot of brains or common sense.

That old rootie poot attorney isn't worth nothing!

by a874arh April 14, 2008

Blowby Poot

Action in which the man spreads ass cheeks and the girl places her nose in his asshole and simultaneously inhales as he releases his blowby poot.

"Dude, I killed my girlfriend with a nasty blowby poot last night."

by Incorrect January 1, 2009

booty poot

A slang term used to describe something fantastic.

damn! That ass was booty poot son!

by the original Goodwin March 18, 2014

pooter-stitcher-upper

A slang for the line of skin that goes from the back of a man's ball sac to his butthole. Also known as the perenium.

He giggled with excitement as his lover licked down his pooter-stitcher-upper.

by C.M.S. April 28, 2005