Porch Cat

A cougar that is long past her prime. The last stage in the Cougar Evolution. Usually hanging out at events that sound like they will attract a younger crowd but do not. If you see an old guy wearing blue tinted sunglasses and a hawaiian print shirt in the crowd more than likely you are in Porch Cat territory.

Guy1: Dude, what's up with this party? There is nothing but Porch Cats up in here.
Guy2: I hope we brought our Sinatra collection and some Depends!

by The Michalenko January 28, 2009

porch monkey

a negro that sits on the "porch" on the back of a bus

god dammet jimal such a porch monkey, he took my set on the transit bus

by eric shen May 6, 2006

porch monkey

A term exploited in a Kevin Smith movie. Currently being defined by morons who saw the movie and now think their the only ones who know it.

Example: A porch monkey is a word used to describe an African American or person of high pigment descent who sits on their porch and.. ah heck I don't know what it means but I saw this movie, it kicks ass.

by wolverine_hair September 7, 2008

Porchigger

A black person who speaks Portuguese, not to be confused with porch monkeys and poor nigs, although the're all very similar

Person 1: yo that Porchigger Be actin crazy.
Person 2: damn darkies
Person 3: Lets move to a non portuguese neighborhood
Porchigger: **blabberin in portuguese**
Person 1: i'll get the rope

by Wooooooootang February 9, 2010

porch juice

Skol vodka. very cheap but not too shabby alcohol.

thank goodness you brought that porch juice last night, if you hadn't i might not have gone home with that land monster, she was a giver and a taker.

by Calamity Brad May 5, 2011

Porch monkey

A nigger that sits on the porch that's not productive. (A lazy nigger)

Hey porch monkey, get down from there and pick my cotton or I'll call up the klansmen and we'll give ya 50 lashes.

by Rigurousally September 13, 2017

Porch Monkey

a term for a lazy black person who sits on their porch all day and sniffs their fingers, eat fried chicken and watermelon while the rest of the porch monkeys are out in the field picking the cotton.

That Porch monkey smells like a crackhouse.

by niggerlover125 September 1, 2018