oh poo

a dislike of a certain situation

oh poo! i forgot to turn the oven off.

by Lestat_666 January 30, 2009

Poo occurs

Nice way of saying shit happens.

Oh well, poo occurs.

by philou April 26, 2012

poo dot

the little dot your poo comes out of

i just had a massive shit and my poo dot is sore!

by mids1 February 7, 2010

poo body

A broken, pathetic, lost, dejected, bottom-of-the-barrel young runnaway hooker whose pimp doesn't take very good care of her so she hasn't had a bath or a shower in weeks therefore she actually smells like poo beca1

"I can't believe how fucked off that poor little girl was that we tried to pick up last night! She actually smelled like poo!"

"Ya. She was a Poo Body!"

by Zack Attack 13 June 26, 2019

poo swamp

That time you have an unexpected "ass-piss" style poop and it smells like a tidal marsh during low-tide in August.

My interview was made rather uncomfortable thanks to an unscheduled poo swamp resulting from last nights Cambodian-food excursion.

by DJ_SammySimons December 15, 2014

poo touch

using a pressure point in the hand to make the recipient involuntarily defecate

matt didn't believe in the poo touch, so he let brian get him while he was on the toilet.

by bucci April 20, 2006

Midnight Poo

Having to get up out of your warm bed past midnight to poo, but you hold it in until the last minute because you dread the cold air and toilet set.

Joe "Dang I gotta take a midnight poo, but im warm...maybe it'll go away."
5 minutes later...
Joe"Oh crap I gotta take a poo!! get out of my way granny that cold toilet seat is mine!"
Joe (post fecal deployment) "Brrrrrr"

by YourAwesome! December 14, 2011