Panic sex

Whenever apocalyptic doom is on the horizon, humans are more likely to have sex because it relieves the tension, nervousness and fear. This is called panic sex.

John had panic sex with his girlfriend every single time there was the possibility of nuclear war between two nations, especially when Russia was involved. The panic sex made him forget about all his worries.

by Aliases March 10, 2014

Panic At The Disco

It’s actually spelt Panic! At the disco, get your facts write

*texting*

Person 1: omg I love panic at the discos new song

Person 2: omg what a fake fan, it’s Panic! With an exclamation mark

by AnxiousAzzie May 22, 2018

POLICE CAR

ALL IT F***ING DOES ALL DAY IS GO WEEEEEE WOOOOOOOO WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE WHTA THE

WEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOH BOi THAT IS SO F***ING LOUD THAT POLICE CAR IS SO ANNOYING WEEEEEWOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by CatMan3 November 19, 2020

Transport Police

Fake police without guns or dogs, all they get is a bus pass and a whistle

oh no the police are coming, don't worry it's just the transport police....they are fake police

by TTTTT_58 July 22, 2008

Chocolate Police

Chocolate Police (noun) Governing force to regulate and prevent the consumption of chocolate. Resides within the super-ego of the human subconscious. Singles out women and attacks them viciously, using guilt as a weapon. More likely to punish after the crime than to deter beforehand.

At the supermarket in the confectionery aisle:
Unknown shopper: - Shuffle -
Nancy (turning, sharply; dropping jumbo bar of Cadbury’s): “Ohh!!!”
Unknown shopper: “Errr… are you alright?”
Nancy: “Sorry. I thought you were the Chocolate Police.”

Later, in the car:
Mikey: “You’ll be sorry later on.”
Nancy: “Shut up.” - Chomp - “Just let me enjoy it.” - Slurp -
Mikey: “The Chocolate Police will get you.”
Nancy: “I know.” - Munch - “I’ll deal with them later. Mmmm!”

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress August 9, 2008

Shut Up Police

A person who is constantly "shh"ing everyone, even when they aren't talking

**silence in the classroom**
Daniel: SHH!!
Emma: We didn't say anything Daniel
Daniel:SHH!
Steven: God damn, we can't even breathe with the shut up police here

by Stephen S September 30, 2005

poice

a.) Rhymes with the "Royce" in the name of the car: "Rolls Royce". A very friendly valediction in the spirit of peace, definition 2. Used to bid farewell to any good friends, but differs from the traditional peace in that it is usually preceded by an especially agreeable or profound conversation or realization among the parties involved. "Poice" has the added connotations of the other words it most resembles, i.e. "poise" and choice, definitions 4,5,6,7.
b.)Used in the middle of a conversation to express profound and satisfying agreement with something that someone else just said.

Usage a.)

Friend one: Mark, I can't believe we talked for so long tonight, man, that was incredible.

Friend two: poice, Kurt. Let's get together tomorrow for breakfast.

Usage b.)

Friend one: Dude, none of this stuff that we own matters man. All of these material things, they all fade away. What is left when all the bullshit fades away, and you're in bed alone at night with your thoughts? Love, man, that is what is left.

Friend two: poice.

by kurtisheath April 13, 2009