identity police

people who try to police other identities. they are often very condescending, and have very little respect for those who do not fit their idea of the term.

bob: hi. im a pansexual with a bit of a leaning towards guys.
mary: omgggg! no ur not!!! ur gay!!!! stop appr opriating my sexua lity!!!1!!
joe: ignore her. she's just an identity police.

by egg-vevo May 6, 2014

Police

pride, honor, dignity; a brotherhood.

Gangstas cry when da police arrive.

by p220sig45 August 16, 2003

police

A right-wing authoritarian organisation hell-bent on domination, but who are often perceived as a bunch of fluffy teddy bears by right wing morons who don't have a brain cell between them.

People who like the police are a bunch of wankers and sheep who enjoy being taken up the ass with a baton and who are so fascist they think the rest of us should have to put up with it just so they can jerk off to their favourite images of authority.

FUCK the police!!!!!

by I hate pigs May 5, 2004

Police

Scum of the earth.

The police came and suck my balls. Best head of my life.

by Coolripper8853 June 18, 2010

Police Brutality

This is when police hurt an innocent person for no reason at all.

In December 17, 1997 two police officers killed a black motorist. The 31 year old Johnny Gammage died of compression to the neck or chest as the police officers pushed him face down on the pavement of the highway. The police did this for no reason at all. And of course they did this to him intentionally because this happened at night when no one else was around. Plus those officers walked off free. Yes if you didnt know the story that you just read is TRUE!

by Monkey Rage February 21, 2004

police informer

A citizen, who doesn't work for the police. Someone you may have known well, but they're just after you. They tell the police everything about you and your friends. They give the police any evidence they might have found or that you may have sold to them- drugs, weapons, etc.. These are the ones that can't be trusted.

I sold some drugs to my old friend John back in February. Then the police arrested me at my house 2 months later for a distribution charge. TRUST NO ONE.

by fuck you bitch April 9, 2005

Police

A public force to prevent robbery's, etc...
Most people like them ( Except if you are a criminal.).

Criminal 1 . " Be careful for the lasers... they can call the police!"
Criminal 2 * steps on laser*
One second later...
SWAT team " You are under arrest for robbery!"

by booommm May 8, 2020