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Potato hammock
someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.
"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider"
"Oh dear he's choking"
"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."
"Oh dear he's choking"
"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."
Potato hammock by likewhatbruh July 16, 2014
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potato internet
Generally used to describe really horrible Internet service that either lags or disconnects. Potatoes are a rudimentary electricity source, as many of you should have learned in elementary school.
potato internet by #1 Messi Fan March 19, 2014
Potato PC
Personal Computer that sucks at everything. Old model, takes 10 minute to boot and you will get a very low fps when you play using it.
Damn! I'm gonna throw this lFucking] Potato PC and will buy a new one with latest hardware so I can play Witcher 3 and Red Dead Redemption 2 at 4k resolution.
Potato PC by Amaris kulit October 11, 2019
Potato Hole
From Saturday Night Live sketch, "Potato Hole." Aired, November 12, 2022.
Host Unnamed (Andrew Dismukes) – “Now before we go to break, Willie T. you gotta tell us, we gotta know, what is a potato hole?”
Host Debra (Heidi Gardner) – “What’s a potato hole?”
Host Unnamed (Andrew Dismukes) – “Spill the tea…”
Host Debra (Heidi Gardner) – “What’s a potato hole?”
Host Unnamed (Andrew Dismukes) – “For the love of God, man, tell us what a potato hole is.”
Willie T. Hawkins (Dave Chappelle) “A potato hole is a hole slaves would dig to hide their food and possessions from plantation owners. What little these slaves had, they would keep in their potato hole. Even if they knew if their masters found these potato holes they’d be whipped, beaten, torn limb from limb, The potato hole was their last vestige of humanity and over time became to symbolize resilience of black life in the face of white oppression. That’s what potato hole is, bitch.”
Host Unnamed (Andrew Dismukes) – “Now before we go to break, Willie T. you gotta tell us, we gotta know, what is a potato hole?”
Host Debra (Heidi Gardner) – “What’s a potato hole?”
Host Unnamed (Andrew Dismukes) – “Spill the tea…”
Host Debra (Heidi Gardner) – “What’s a potato hole?”
Host Unnamed (Andrew Dismukes) – “For the love of God, man, tell us what a potato hole is.”
Willie T. Hawkins (Dave Chappelle) “A potato hole is a hole slaves would dig to hide their food and possessions from plantation owners. What little these slaves had, they would keep in their potato hole. Even if they knew if their masters found these potato holes they’d be whipped, beaten, torn limb from limb, The potato hole was their last vestige of humanity and over time became to symbolize resilience of black life in the face of white oppression. That’s what potato hole is, bitch.”
Potato Hole by UCLA_KAT November 13, 2022
potato texter
A co-worker too lazy to get up and walk 200 feet to deliver a message to you.
Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.
Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.
Receiver of the text :
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."
Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."
Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".
potato texter by selvol July 31, 2010