In Nelson's time Royal Navy junior ensign's were known as "newts." Being so young it didn't take much rum to become inebriated. Hence the expression "pissed as a newt."
Celebrating too quickly, he became as pissed as a newt.
Pissed= Inebriated
Newt= small semi-amphibian member of the salamander group.
Pissed= Inebriated
Newt= small semi-amphibian member of the salamander group.
by Lobsangridcully May 8, 2016
Get the As pissed as a newtmug. I was working on my car and couldn't get the head bolts undone, so I sprayed some Panther Piss on that bad boy and they came straight out !
by Chewy the Wookie December 19, 2011
Get the Panther Pissmug. by Uwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu October 25, 2019
Get the Piss boymug. Keep your piss piglet in your pants, you revolting perv. That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. And quit rubbing it. This is a family joint!
by pullmyfinger August 12, 2011
Get the piss pigletmug. When people are arguing over a petty and insignificant matter while mostly using insults, passive-aggressive behaviors and other nonconstructive and immature methods in order to "win" the argument.
This is pathetic, these two have reduced the discussion into a piss fight. I wish they could just settle it like adults.
by Falxo November 28, 2016
Get the piss fightmug. The spine-tingling pleasure that one feels while relieving themselves after holding it for an extended period of time.
1. Those moments I spent alone in that truck stop restroom were simply piss bliss.
2. He was to drunk with piss bliss to notice he was trickling on his shoe.
2. He was to drunk with piss bliss to notice he was trickling on his shoe.
by CYNICATALYST September 9, 2011
Get the Piss Blissmug. When you've had a heavy night and the first thing in the morning (or several times in the morning) you regret it.
by cmts October 2, 2009
Get the piss shitmug.