Over Protective Father

An OCD dad that screams his ass off whenever you even think about going onto the internet.

Over Protective Father - "TIMMY! WHY ARE YOU ON THE COMPUTER!?!?!?!?"
Timmy - "I'm just on YouTube..."
Over Protective Father - "NO! YOU"RE WATCHING PORN! I KNOW YOU!"

by Majestic Word Writer April 9, 2014

The Rowdy Pirate

You're doing a girl doggy style, then you pull out and spit on her back, making her think you came. Then you shoot in her eye and she covers it with one hand like a patch, and gets up to tell at you. You kick her in the shin and make her hop around on one leg like a pirate while she says "ARRRRR"

I gave some girl the rowdy pirate and she still called me back the next day! Zander!

by Zander S October 14, 2008

Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp

The deadliest being in the universe. Its complex brain-eating, ninja star throwing, universe traveling, Arg-saying, robotic wrangling skills are unstoppable... Plus, its super. It's like a fusion of Chuck Norris + Goku super saiyen 3 + Domo + Dracula + The Hulk + Fergie. Sometimes abbreviated as SZNSPRCV.

Person 1: "HOLY SHIT!"

Person 2: "WHAT?!"

Person 1: "I thought I just saw a Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp!!!

Person 2: "RUNNN!!!!!"

by DriftingNick April 6, 2010

pirate's dream

A sunken chest. A women with undeveloped breasts.

Leticia is a pirate's dream!

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Over Protective Mother

Mother who makes her kids come in for dinner at 4:00 and has them take a bath at 5:00 and be in bed by 6:00.

"Patrick come inside its time for dinner"
"Dude its only 4:00. Can you hang out after?"
"No after dinner I have to take a bath and be in bed by 6:00."
"Ha that sucks balls for you"
"Yea I know my mom is an Over Protective Mother"

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

wobbly pirate

When getting oral sex from a girl or a guy, right before ejaculation, pull out and ejaculate in her/his eye. When she or he stands up while still being blinded in one eye, kick her/him in the opposite shin.

Girl: "Hey Janet! What's with the black eye? And why on earth are you limping?"

Janet: "Steve did the wobbly pirate on me last night."

Girl: "Oh, that Steve."

by MNB 539 March 29, 2005

Pirate's Lunchbox

A meal composed entirely of meat and food rich in protein. Created to give pirates their energy during their plundering. It was usually packed for portable consumption, hence the Lunchbox part. Is now used to refer to a lunchbox for kids that don't like vegetables.

Mom: Billy, I've packed you celery sticks and peanut butter for lunch.
Billy: Aww, I wanted a Pirate's Lunchbox.

by Brandon Quismorio May 9, 2005