The cutest cinnamon roll you will ever meet. He loves things like science and is super sweet; he will never say a bad thing about his friends. He is also spider-man and works with tony stark.
Person1:hey have you met that kid,peter parker?
Person2: no. What's he like?
Person1: he is super nice he helped me with my science homework
Person2: no. What's he like?
Person1: he is super nice he helped me with my science homework
by Winter.1917soldier May 3, 2019

A useful instintual tool used by women to determine the size (or lack there of) of nearby man junk. The cousin to the gay-dar.
by frank the wank April 27, 2008

A relational distinction. If you sleep with a girl, then your buddy sleeps with her. You are his peter-in-law. The relationship is one way. You would not be his peter-in-law unless you sleep with that girl again *after* him.
Sean Penn (Madonna's ex-husband) is the peter-in-law of Guy Ritchie (and let's face facts, a bunch of other people too!)
by Jeff Lebowski June 9, 2004

I think possibly the best looking man ever, who has an unbelievably amazing voice, plays great bass and makes great music - Not to mention my heart skip a beat. (or 20)
by Nina January 6, 2004

This is how we gonna do....let's wait till ..10'o clock....catch when he hits the block and peter-roll on his punk ass.
by church hill bruh December 30, 2003

by Jared K September 12, 2006

by V-Unit's Moms January 18, 2005
