Pete Slam Batten

An extreme session of masturbation to help relieve stress and sexual tension.

After a long stressful day before bed, I enjoy a good Pete Slam Batten to fall into a deep slumber.

by Spaghetti And Pete-balls April 23, 2020

Pete-ing around

To do various “goofy ah” actions like sticking up bunny ears behind a friend’s head in a group picture.

Kai: Bro you looking bionical *slips on banana peel*

Alex: Nah you’re Pete-ing around bro

by Big Gigs July 1, 2022

pulling a pete

Pulling a pete. Previously been known as "joining the bandwagon" and being in denial that you have, in fact, joined the bandwagon.

My neighbor the Lakers fan is "pulling a Pete" and acting like he is a die hard spurs fan because it is convenient at this time.

by theTRUEfan June 16, 2013

Pete Teds

Sexy as fuck, the big ding, a champion amongst men. An awesome guy that is fun, sexy and random.

‘I wish I had a Pete Teds’ ‘Pete teds. What a dreamy fucker’

by FunkyGiraffe9 January 17, 2022

pete pattenden

A man who likes the company of other males and young children. He also fancies liberty.

Pete pattenden is a gay nonce

by Big Jenny G May 3, 2018

3-Pete

The act of smoking from a bong where the user over-consumes the smoke and therefore has to take three tokes to clear the chamber

Man, lemme take a toke before you. The bowls dont last long with you keep taking 3-Pete’s

by Prism1857 August 9, 2018

On Pete

A term used to say something with meaning without ending in "on god."

The name "pete" refers to a past gang member known as Peter Rollat.

"We can get to hittin' right now, On Pete twin"

by 76deuce October 3, 2025