by Morgang April 11, 2020
Get the penismug. by ThatMeme October 13, 2019
Get the Penismug. A area sometimes reffered to as a ballsack and or balls the penis is not the balls or ballsack it is the part overtop of your balls and biologicly identified as testicles or testes the penis is a multiusable body part capable of being in a state of erect or boner where the penis will face up and will make it hard to urinate also used fpr sex where a penis will release a fluid called semen this fluid can be released by tugging the penis up and down and can be inserted into the Vegina to make such fluid.
by The definition meme man June 9, 2018
Get the Penismug. A worthless part of a man that makes them very self-centered and makes them treat women bad. Women secretly pretend to need this waste of bio material so that we can steal a man's money, soul, and still fuck our girlfriends. It looks funny and smells funny and spits at you if you make it happy. The cum it spits out smells like paste or bleach, which is ew in your mouth though we pretend to like it. A mutated vagina that is back-ass-wards and worthless if it goes limp. Oral stimulation on the penis will bring bad consequences as it will try and spit on your face cause guys are complete weirdos. A thing that is not worth your time and never big enough. gawd.
by The Real KiTTaY April 25, 2006
Get the penismug. Me: you like my knob?
Mom: oh ya baby stick it in!
Me: hellz yes.
Mom: oh ur PENIS has to be at least 24 inches!!!
Mom: oh ya baby stick it in!
Me: hellz yes.
Mom: oh ur PENIS has to be at least 24 inches!!!
by BigOJohnny December 28, 2005
Get the Penismug. the penis is an organ on a male used for enjoyment purposes. the bigger the better!!! every one you get should be firm and hard, avoid them if theyre soft.
by z? September 22, 2005
Get the penismug.