patron

An expensive type of vodka, as frequently mentioned by many hip-hop stars.

"Sippin' on Patron (glumb glumb glumb)
Shorty in a thong (woah woah woah)"
- Bubba Sparxxx (feat. the Ying Yang Twins) "Ms. New Booty"

by tsotrip May 16, 2006

Patpong Train Station

The name given to any number of crevices within the Patpong district that are large enough not only for a train to pass through, but large enough for a train to enter AND turn around and exit through. These stations are all larger than Hua Lamphong, Bangkok's main railway station.

These crevices are typically used to house and project darts, ping-pong balls and flaming tampons, though the interim government of General Sonthi Boonyaratglin has reserved the right to invoke eminent domain if necessary to meet the growing needs of the nation's railway passengers.

"I purchased admission to a Patpong Train Station last night, but I couldn't feel a thing once I was inside. What a waste of money!"

by LOS Angle May 6, 2007

Payton

Sexiest man alive. Biggest dick there is. He can get all the girls and he knows it. And don’t try to pick no fight with Payton, he’ll show you what’s up. He’s super sweet as well though. He’ll love you forever. Don’t lose him!

Look at him! He’s hot!
I know! That’s Payton!

by I’m the one May 8, 2018

Payton.

A total rude little b**ch. She's one of those girls in the class that everyone loves but the normal girls hate. She is also the queen bee who is like a Jesus to people who are her followers but make her life miserable if you dont follow her. Sure she has kinda pretty eyes, but she's a true devil under them. She will lose it at age 14 to a hyena. She's not that great looking but we wouldn't exactly say hideous. She's a hbs and all the boys lover her cuz they're under her evil spell. She loves adidas, nike, lulu lemon, AND OMG VICTORIA SECRET AND PINK!

girl one "omg that girl looks nice"
girl two " Um no she's friends with Payton.
girl one "Oh nvm ew... Payton.'"

EXAMPLE 2
Payton "ew look at her hair its like a rat nest"

EXAMPLE 3

"Payton's eyes are pretty but she's so ughhhhh"

OMFG THAT NAME THOOOOO! ITS LIKE Payton.

by Luckyluise October 16, 2018

paton

n. 'Yer maw'

Your paton was good last night!

by haanz November 17, 2003

Payton

Mean jerk doesn't like many people moans a log

Gosh stop being a Payton no one likes those

by Ling ling # 2 May 16, 2016

patonant

A word used by people trying to describe the word "patient". They try to say the word out loud in their heads and then spell it totally different. This word can see used mostly by girls who often ask for lifts to the garage for cigarettes and vodka. Many believe its used a lot during conversations on MSN Messenger.

I cant believe you arent as patonant as the others.

by vw-henry December 11, 2008