Parabola

A shape that looks like a U can be in any direction. there are certain terms relating to a parabola for example: latus rectum, directrix, focus, locus, axis of symmetry and roots. Parabolas can be represented algebraically in the form of a quadratic function.

Latus rectum is the line that passes right through the focus horizontally
Axis of symmetry is the line that passes through the vertex vertically
Focus is a point below or above or on the side of the vertex
Directrix is a line that is derived by -a and is on the opposite side of focus
Roots are the points on the x axis that intersect the parabola

Parabolas have a lot of real life application

by TECHNOHACKER April 10, 2022

needle-dick's parabola

The wide swing of the arm when a douchebag goes in for a handshake. The less secure in their masculinity, the further the arc.

Gregory swung his arm around at a wide angle before grabbing my hand and shaking it roughly. The full "needle-dick's parabola," as Socrates called it.

by UN~MUDO~POCO March 1, 2021

Paraddict

Someone who is extremely obsessed with Paramore. May be in love all members of the band. thinks about the band every second of the day and talks about them nonstop.

Cassi: Paramore is the best band ever, i love all their songs, and i wanna bang all of them.

Trista: You're such a Paraddict.

by casslovesmusic November 16, 2009

Parachute Knicker

(Scottish) Edinburgh saying referring to a lady who likes the boaby and her pants are like a parachute that hovver aboot the knee area.

Shut it parachute knickers, you've hud mare pricks than a second hand dart board!

by MC Yourmamma June 17, 2011

paradelius

The act of being completely paralytic and black out drunk and not being able to remember the night, but with the keen knowledge that you were a fucking mess.

"What the fuck happened last night Liz? I was completely paradelius"

by Wood Hound December 1, 2013

Parachute Pussy

When you have not got laid in so long you're ready to make a booty call to someone you normally wouldn't have sex with but it's better than a hooker.

Bro, I broke down and pulled the ripcord on my Parachute Pussy last night. It's been so long I almost went to the Rub and Tug.

by Lance Pimpstrong October 10, 2015

Paracats

The Paracats is the state of mind one finds oneself in after having indulged in too many illicit pharmaceuticals and you become so paranoid that there appear to cats in the shadows looking at you....

"they're everywhere, there's cats in the shadows"!
"Oh baby. It's just the paracats. It happens to us all "

by Smuuush November 17, 2016