When a male is receiving a hand job from a female or a male, at the point of ejaculation the male/female aims thy penis towards the wall, which then leaves a shiny new link of paint on the wall.
by YBUR♣ March 02, 2015
When you have lost all will to do anything at all and you would literally watch paint dry.
This can be enhanced by confusion and boring English lessons
This can be enhanced by confusion and boring English lessons
While writing this I should actually be doing some English work but I have lost the will to work
Bob: "Why are't you working"
Dave: "I have Paint Drying Syndrome"
Bob: "Why are't you working"
Dave: "I have Paint Drying Syndrome"
by A bored English student January 15, 2014
Refers to pulling out a wad of cash and paying someone and making the motion of painting over your hand while flipping out the bills.
by Carmine From Jersey October 23, 2007
by betterthanthou520 April 04, 2011
Hold that thought bro, i gotta go paint some porcelain. I knew i shouldn't have eaten that lobster in Mexico.
by Queenworks November 27, 2008
A College Paintjob is when you pipe down a girl and before you nut you scream, cum on your hand and with cover her face with that cum. Once the deed is done you leave the building regardless of who owns the house.
Marc: Hey Isaac how was the night with Vanessa?
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you
by hahasuka June 05, 2020
While a man and women are having sexual intercourse, the man then pulls out jacks his cock and blow a huge load of cum in the women's face
Me: I'm about to fucking cum angela
Angela: Paint my face baby with your hot cum
Me: say less
Angela: oh my baby that's your best by far
Angela: Paint my face baby with your hot cum
Me: say less
Angela: oh my baby that's your best by far
by Humungasor Cock April 27, 2017