Person that always gets made fun of and no one likes. And also very short, fat person who can't play sports.
Kill puddy.
by Anonymous March 12, 2003
Get the puddy mug.Using a paddle instead of a dick for anal. Paddle Sex occurs when the back paddler is passing up their paddle to the front person and goes into the persons anus. The person giving the paddle to the other can twist it for pleasure or push it in deeper if the other person is horny.
Michael: You wanna change paddles?
Shelby: Sure!
*OW! That hurts! Wait....go harder!*
Michael: I hope you liked paddle sex! Now it's my turn.
Shelby: Sure!
*OW! That hurts! Wait....go harder!*
Michael: I hope you liked paddle sex! Now it's my turn.
by Sara Mindell January 28, 2009
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I rammed so much air into her pussy with my big dick that it exploded out audibly as an giant puddy fart
by Salinas Guy February 3, 2008
Get the Puddy Fart mug.When inebriated or planning to be inebriated in the near future 'pardy' is a word that can be used to replace party. Yelling 'PARDY!' out loud is a fantastic way of communicating with near by individuals that you are down to have a good time or are currently having one... Because sometimes when a party just doesn't cut it you gotta PARDY!
by Juan A. Pardy May 12, 2013
Get the Pardy mug.To be slapped with a paddle.
To be slapped in the face with a tool that is used for pushing against liquids, either as a form of propulsion in a boat or as an implement for mixing.
When somebody takes the paddle from a boat or canoe and uses it as a weapon to slap someone's face with.
When an open hand slap is not even nearly or close enough to what the slappee deserves!
To be slapped in the face with a tool that is used for pushing against liquids, either as a form of propulsion in a boat or as an implement for mixing.
When somebody takes the paddle from a boat or canoe and uses it as a weapon to slap someone's face with.
When an open hand slap is not even nearly or close enough to what the slappee deserves!
In the women's rowing team at the Athens Olympics a girl who is now called 'Lay Down Sally' copped a monstrous paddle slap from team-mate Catriona for costing the Australian team a gold medal. It's not known how much dental work is needed to fix her jaw.
Mike and Grady got in a paddle slap fight down on the river when they got into a fight over a girl named Slita.
It's alleged that Britany went out and bought a paddle to slap the shit out of her best friend Hilda for cheating with her boyfriend.
Mike and Grady got in a paddle slap fight down on the river when they got into a fight over a girl named Slita.
It's alleged that Britany went out and bought a paddle to slap the shit out of her best friend Hilda for cheating with her boyfriend.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Get the piddy mug.Jenny stopped waxing her beaver for a month. In that time, her beaver grew a tail (on a beaver, known as a paddle).
"Damn, Jenny," I said as I spread her legs, "that's a might thick beaver paddle you got!"
- typically used with a southern accent.
"Damn, Jenny," I said as I spread her legs, "that's a might thick beaver paddle you got!"
- typically used with a southern accent.
by bobbyrocks September 4, 2005
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