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Jelly pump plumber

The act of pumping jam into ones jelly pump (ass) as a form of intense euphoria
Teacher- What do you want to be when you grow up little Billy?
Small child- I want to be a jelly pump plumber!
by Beef soap October 12, 2017
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Custard Pump

The penis. A rigid cock ready to sling a hot rope of nut custard.
Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.

My custard pump is primed and about to unload.

She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
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Pixie Pump

The act of laying doggy style on the ground then opening your asshole, then pouring pixie pouder inside of the anus. The person with the dust in their anus then farts and a pixie dust cloud shoots from the anus.
"Dude did you see that massive Pixie Pump

"No man, I wish I was there."
by Corter123 August 1, 2018
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naughty pump

When an exclusively pumping mother is expressing milk and masturbating at the same time.
Because pumping turns her on, Honey enjoys a naughty pump every now and then.
by TheMilkyWay712 September 5, 2018
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Lil Pump

an uneducated mop with rainbow hair that only says gucci gang and drinks lean.
Do you see Lil Pump, hes a retard
by LilPumpHater May 16, 2019
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Lunch Pump

When you get molested by a male teacher during lunch hour.
Mr. Gurrola always liked to lunch pump the football players.
by Disteeler12 May 24, 2019
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Two pump surprise

Ejaculating after 2 thrusts surprising yourself and/or your partner
We did have sex but i gave her the two pump surprise
by 2PS May 30, 2019
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