urma-plus

A slightly older man in his 40's, that has a turtle shaped face, and is one to becoming a future pedophile.

oh my god, today when we went golfing we were paired up with this urma-plus. He was starring at us all game.

by morgan freeman. July 25, 2009

skin plums

Slang term for testes. Usage: nocarriers skin plums feel good in my mouth.

Usage: nocarriers skin plums feel good in my mouth.

by no carrier September 1, 2009

V-plug

The feminist term for a tampon.

I need to change my V-plug.

by jessicarrrrr June 22, 2010

Purple plum knocker

When during fellatio, after ejaculation, the female (or male) performing the fellatio punches the recipient directly in the testicles. This therefore turns the recipient's testicles purple giving them the look of purple plums.

Dude I was getting head from this smoking hot girl last night...and then she gave me a purple plum knocker. My balls haven't been the same since.

by Funnyudwords April 20, 2013

faith plus one

The greatest Christian rock band in the world.

Faith plus one is the greatest band in the world.

by E_Cartman December 11, 2013

butt plundering

To privateer upon/inside one's asshole.

Butt plundering, America's pastime, is an excellent example of the sort of thing that should not be performed without protection.

by ass pirating December 14, 2013

polar plug

Having a tray of ice cubes jammed up your ass while someone's shoves a fist full of sweat stained socks in your mouth

Carl got the ol polar plug last night

by Jimmy'schickenshack February 18, 2014