Planking

To lie down on your stomach on a surface with pointed toes and arm's straight beside you.

That was an awesome plank dude. Lets do some more planking.

by Leen.94 June 10, 2011

Plinking

The act of a basic white girl going to college for the exact purpose of getting a wealthy, attractive and or desirable man

That girl in biology is so dumb you know she has to be plinking

by Droptheurbnz August 30, 2017

Plinking

the act of a female sliding a small tube into her uterus to create an alternate penis.

She was plinking so she could use the urinal.

by UrbanSyndrome September 28, 2013

Plonker

To be extremely drunk.

Gerry: Man, you were hammered last night.
Keith: I know, I was outta me bleedin plonker I was!!!! Yeoooww!!!

by gerbear85 May 29, 2008

Planking

Fucking. Plank refers to the hard dick, or woody.

"Are you planking that?"

by Jay Good July 26, 2006

Planking

Planking is the act of lying horizontal, face-down in various locations and acting like a "Plank". Photographs are then taken and posted on the internet so everyone can see how awesome your planking skills are. Both location and difficulty of the plank are important.

Hey man, did you see Dave's pictures? He did some epic planking on site last week

by uberho June 9, 2011

pre-planking

an interactive sport where the "initiator" pushes the "planker" into a horizontal "plank-like" position. the game is finished when the "initiator" then fucks the "planker" while photographing the scenario.

did you see clarence totally pre-plank that neighborhood cat?

"pre-planking" claims the life of another suburban youth. timmy wedsworth was discovered after a fall from a fifty story building in what appears to be another "pre-planking" fatality.

by MILKFIXER June 12, 2011