by 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 March 1, 2018
Get the Pig Bennis mug.a legendary creature that has shaggy, dark purple fur, and lots of razor sharp teeth. it looks like a boar, but has long, strong legs, and can run very fast. it is four times larger than an average pig. it hunts by night and eats by day. they can easily break into your house and slash your throat in your sleep. being attacked by a night pig is worse than a huberbluh.
oh my gosh, its a night pig!!! everybody ge-
*the night pig kills everyone in sight, brings them back to its den, and eats them one by one.*
*the night pig kills everyone in sight, brings them back to its den, and eats them one by one.*
by 500kit500 March 9, 2017
Get the night pig mug.Officer, somewhat, often riding around on an electric scooter/ golf cart/ Segway, handing out tickets for no good reason. Also called a meter maid or a dick.
by PhantomXero August 19, 2016
Get the Scooter Pig mug.Going balls deep into a shank while eating sandwiches and playing the music of beck on cassette tapes and clips of Bill Clinton on VHS simultaneously.
I can't get the image of Monica Lewinsky outta my head after teacup pigging Aubry last night.
I got into teacup pigging to combine all my loves of music, history, sandwiches and sex.
I got into teacup pigging to combine all my loves of music, history, sandwiches and sex.
by Astate indians October 28, 2012
Get the teacup pigging mug.A pig that waits around an orchard for fruit to drop instead of rooting in the forest for a meal. Used to define a lazy person who waits for something to fall into his or her hands instead of working for it.
by Eatmore October 9, 2013
Get the orchard pig mug.When someone walks around wearing only a shirt and is naked from the waist down.
Equally defined for both sexes.
Most often followed by "it".
Equally defined for both sexes.
Most often followed by "it".
Bob got so drunk last night on cheap vodka that he took off his pants and walked around the house porkey pigging it.
by Dexters Dad March 2, 2011
Get the Porkey Pigging mug.When you shove an apple in your lovers mouth, similar to a roasting pig, and then commence an anal fisting. Ideal for muffling the pig like squeals that may accompany a hearty dry or lubed fist.
Which do you prefer? A Red Delicious or a Granny Smith for your forthcoming pig fisting?
I was pig fisting Rachel last night. It was a rough one. She bit straight to the core.
I was pig fisting Rachel last night. It was a rough one. She bit straight to the core.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
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