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False Orgasm

A False Orgasm occurs when a man or a woman has the feeling to sneeze but is unable to do it, so they make a face that looks like they are having an orgasm.
Bob tried to sneeze, but he wasn't able to which caused him to have a False Orgasm.
by Khagreytits September 2, 2014
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Orgasm Limbo

When you're stuck in an infinite loop of reaching orgasm and cycling back to square one.
"Sorry.. I can't do this.. I'm in Orgasm Limbo.."
by troykaka February 2, 2018
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orgasmic cramp

A cramp anywhere on the body that feels so good your legs begin to jiggle and you get a mid errection, this will then lead to your penis exploding and there for ejaculating. This is usually the main cause of twins in parents and other amounts of children. As the higher sperm count
Guy 1 : Awe man I had huge orgasmic cramp last night

Guy2: sweet bro I was trying to play arr sofft and got one
by HollisterPseudonym May 21, 2017
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Orgasm Fairy

A person (generally female) who sexts, webcams, cybers, or otherwise finds some way to get another person (generally male) off for fun. They don't actually sexual gratification from it themselves, they just enjoy getting told they look hot and are usually not turned on by it.
I like to go on omegle and shake my ass for guys until they cum, but it doesn't actually turn me on. I just like feeling hot enough to get someone off. I guess I'm an orgasm fairy.
by Soup_Kitchen_Nun January 21, 2015
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Waste of an orgasm

Someone who is useless or worth nothing. Someone who's father "wasted an orgasm" when they were conceived.
Get off your ass and find a job you lousy waste of an orgasm!
by Wolf89 May 5, 2009
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japanese orgasm

The act of the japanese woman climaxing resulting in her peeing herself, usually followed by milk exploding from her nipples.
Japanese orgasm: Iku! Ikuuuuuuu!! ^o^
by Astramedial August 14, 2008
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painful orgasm

when your getting an orgasm but those screams of pleasure? yeah thats intense pain. it usually has something to do with rippage. so be careful and go easy.
my vagina is loose because of the rippage from that painful orgasm. ow!
by i am chuck norris. i know all. February 15, 2009
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