soup can

A short fat dick, a chode

Matt is going to unleash the soup can

by Jeff December 9, 2002

tuna can

A penis that is wider than it is long.

"Did you hear? Marcy went home with Josh last night!"
"I heard he's got a real tuna can."
"Yeah, she's not going to walk the same ever again."

by aidan64 May 11, 2008

Soda Can

The Human Anus,as it refers to virginity. If you've ever taken it in the butt,your soda can is then said to be "crushed".

Dude,my soda can is in pristene order!

by Red-Raven June 25, 2004

tuna can

a woman's private parts

Why you being such a bitch, you got sand in your tuna can or something?

by papoose24 November 11, 2010

can of whoopass

A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.

Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.

Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

canned banana

It wasn't defined yet so.
But i did make some. wink wonk.

Someone :"Yoooo, these canned bananas taste like ass."
Me: "Well damn, fuck you too. I tried. Hoe."

by YourMomOk? September 4, 2019

Can of strings

Like a can of worms but with strings instead... because, how long's a string (how long is a piece of string)?

"Dictionary" Definition: A complex, troublesome situation arising when a decision or action produces considerable subsequent problems, each of which is of an unknown, infinite or variable size or complexity.

Declaring Scott the leader of the cannibals, opened up a can of strings with the other senior members.

by wizeAss April 10, 2015