couch eater

A person who enjoys the fine activity of going down on a very large ladie’s private parts. Also known as a moose knuckle hero.

“Dude, did you hit that big broad last last night?” “No bro, I just ate at the moose lodge.” “Dude, you totally are a couch eater.”

by The duke785 April 27, 2019

couch mexican

When you have a woman kneel over a couch/sofa, then proceed to insert a burrito inside her vagina.

"Hey Gurl, wanna preform Couch Mexican tonight after The Wire?"

"Dude, me and Jennifer preformed so much Couch Mexican last night."

by dildofaggggins November 19, 2013

The Almighty Couch

Someone or a group of people who have little to no understanding of the concepts behind the functionality of Crossfit and thus feels the need to bash it due to ignorance.

Guy 1: Wow crossfit sucks, I don't see how you can call it a workout without spending hours on end at a gym (globo gym).

Guy 2: Dude, you're being acting like "The Almighty Couch". Do your research and check it out for yourself.

by VE007 February 6, 2010

Couch surfer

Someone who is from couch to couch crashing/sleeping over at multiple people's house

u gotta stop being a couch surfer and get a place of your own

by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021

Couch Barnacle

Someone who overstays their welcome after you let them sleep on your couch

Stuart stopped having keg parties because he always woke up with couch barnacles.

by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023

Couch Pussy

a girl that's just your thot, she stays inside the house and does house stuff only.

I love my couch pussy. So much better than those, "going out with my girls" thots. Can't trust 'em.

by kidboston May 4, 2018

couch beef

the beef of the couch. Also known as the cushions or pillows.

That couch has less couch beef than your mom has yoachers.
I can't stand a couch without tons of couch beef.

by cameronbeef November 7, 2013