Whore Couch

A couch that has the ability to cause a women to act whorish when sat on. -A most valuable piece of furniture-
Ryan's whore couch has the ability to defile the most chaste of women.
by poopy tacito September 04, 2009
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Couch surfer

Someone who is from couch to couch crashing/sleeping over at multiple people's house
u gotta stop being a couch surfer and get a place of your own
by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021
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couch eater

A person who enjoys the fine activity of going down on a very large ladie’s private parts. Also known as a moose knuckle hero.
“Dude, did you hit that big broad last last night?” “No bro, I just ate at the moose lodge.” “Dude, you totally are a couch eater.”
by The duke785 April 28, 2019
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sick couch

A couch that a sick person lays on until they feel better. Healthy individuals must find somewhere else to sit, as a sick couch is reserved for a sick person. To convert a couch to a sick couch, add a blanket and bed pillow. A sick couch should be within reach to a table that holds some or all of the following items: tissues, ginger ale, pain reliever, chicken noodle soup.
I'll be on the sick couch for the rest of the night.
by sick girl2 February 28, 2011
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The Almighty Couch

Someone or a group of people who have little to no understanding of the concepts behind the functionality of Crossfit and thus feels the need to bash it due to ignorance.
Guy 1: Wow crossfit sucks, I don't see how you can call it a workout without spending hours on end at a gym (globo gym).

Guy 2: Dude, you're being acting like "The Almighty Couch". Do your research and check it out for yourself.
by VE007 February 06, 2010
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cough couch

when your asked if you’re going somewhere
are you going to the store?

cough couch yes/cough couch no
by poopei October 06, 2020
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Couch Barnacle

Someone who overstays their welcome after you let them sleep on your couch
Stuart stopped having keg parties because he always woke up with couch barnacles.
by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023
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