Couch surfer

Someone who is from couch to couch crashing/sleeping over at multiple people's house

u gotta stop being a couch surfer and get a place of your own

by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021

Couch Pussy

a girl that's just your thot, she stays inside the house and does house stuff only.

I love my couch pussy. So much better than those, "going out with my girls" thots. Can't trust 'em.

by kidboston May 4, 2018

couch beef

the beef of the couch. Also known as the cushions or pillows.

That couch has less couch beef than your mom has yoachers.
I can't stand a couch without tons of couch beef.

by cameronbeef November 7, 2013

Couch Barnacle

Someone who overstays their welcome after you let them sleep on your couch

Stuart stopped having keg parties because he always woke up with couch barnacles.

by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023

cough couch

when your asked if you’re going somewhere

are you going to the store?

cough couch yes/cough couch no

by poopei October 6, 2020

couch mexican

When you have a woman kneel over a couch/sofa, then proceed to insert a burrito inside her vagina.

"Hey Gurl, wanna preform Couch Mexican tonight after The Wire?"

"Dude, me and Jennifer preformed so much Couch Mexican last night."

by dildofaggggins November 19, 2013

sick couch

A couch that a sick person lays on until they feel better. Healthy individuals must find somewhere else to sit, as a sick couch is reserved for a sick person. To convert a couch to a sick couch, add a blanket and bed pillow. A sick couch should be within reach to a table that holds some or all of the following items: tissues, ginger ale, pain reliever, chicken noodle soup.

I'll be on the sick couch for the rest of the night.

by sick girl2 March 14, 2011