Mullet Lite

Any of the cheap watered down American beers such as Bud Light or Natty light.

If you’re going to Mike’s house you better bring your own beer. All he buys is Mullet Lite.

by Keasterbunny March 10, 2023

mullet

(noun) In reference to a person only being stroke worthy.. like the ability of a mullet hairstyle to evoke stroking but pretty much nothing else..

Man1: Did you see that chick.. shes a total mullet..

Man 2: yeah and her friend..

by TheMainLexx February 5, 2010

Australian Mullet

A mullet "down-under." Excessive pubic hair growing to the point of becoming a hair do down there. However, it is difficult to tell which part is business and which is the party.

I took off her pants and WHOA, what's with the Australian mullet?

by boredworker55 March 18, 2011

Lady Mullet

Lady mullet is a generalized term used to refer to one’s general aura or scent, it can also apply to one’s presence in a room. It is not bad nor good and does not have any synonyms.

Person A: bro you smell like lady mullet.

Person B: bro no I don’t u smell like lady mullet.

Person A: do you even know what lady mullet smells like?

by Poopdollarz4dayz May 13, 2021

Academic Mullet

When an individual attends a private, Ivy League institution for undergrad followed by a public, state institution for graduate work.

A “business in the former, party in the latter,” if you will.

That dude has a total academic mullet. He went to Yale for undergrad and SUNY Cortland for his master’s degree...

by MackieD. October 24, 2019

Mulletize

The act of giving someone a mullet

The barber mulletized Joe

by Steveisapringlesman July 10, 2022

Mullet

Adam Kuhl is a mad cunt with a mad hair cut.

Your mullet isn’t as good as Adam Kuhl’s.

by Yo yo-yo yo-yo May 8, 2020