Mike Armour 

The scariest mo fo that you've never met. Once he took a thistle chipper to the head and didn't move an inch.

His plans for when he gets GTA V:
Kill a cop

Run over a pedestrian whilst riding pegasus

Drop an ekky
Fuck bitches

Go to EB games

Get gta 5

Play it

Its a bus, no its a train oh F**k its Mike Armour. RUN

Mike Armour by Hamish Armour October 30, 2013

mike tyson'd 

When you are having a fight with someone and then you bit the person's ear off.

Guy 1: So I heard you had a fight with a guy.

Guy 2: Yeah, I mike tyson'd him. His ear was bleeding

Guy 1: Ooh snap!

mike tyson'd by Studwaffle August 5, 2014

Mike Tysonized 

1. When someone gets knocked out. 2. When someone gets tired.

3. Biting someone.

1. I punched this guy so hard that he got Mike Tysonized}! 2. I got Mike Tysonized last night from working a double [shift.
3. Johnny is a bad dude, he Mike Tysonized Darryl's ear off so bad that there was a trail of blood.

Mike Tysonized by Chocoboywonder September 3, 2017

Mike Sara

Mike Sara the kind of bloke that would give fuck your mother whilst tossing you dad off, usually accompanied by ODS

Oh god did Davy give your parents a Mike Sara last night?

Mike Sara by Ods November 28, 2018

Mike Burger 

A terrible special burger cooked by a special burger. It usually involves burning the burger by cooking it in tin foil with buffalo sauce.

Mike made us go to the store in Pelican Rapids so he could cook up some Mike Burgers.

Mike Burger by Thicccboy June 26, 2019

Mike Carroll

A fat ginger kid that is very dumb and mommy and daddy has to pay for everything

You see bill he's such a mike Carroll

Mike Carroll by Huskii666 July 22, 2019

Mike Purdy 

Someone who is a skillful finger painter and is fluent in poopee language

That man is a Mike Purdy! He taught all the children how to finger paint!

Mike Purdy by Maso_419 November 26, 2019