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March 26

If you’re born on March 26 you have to have a big cock I’m talking massive, 11 inches or over, cock
Oh yeah you’re born on March 26, that’s lucky bro.
by Ya Boi Lemon October 16, 2019
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lord have mercy

1. An expression used out of frustration and seeing no clear solution to a problem.

2. An expression of disbelief.
1. Tom: "That stripper you banged in the casino elevator that one night says she might be pregnant."

Joe: "What!? Not again! Lord have mercy..."

2. Jane: "I was so drunk that night, I wish I could remember the guy who banged me in the elevator. Im gonna get a paternity test and whoever he was is gonna be paying A LOT of child support."

Joe: "Lord have mercy..."
by JeezusKriestSooperstarr669 November 15, 2013
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March Mustache Madness

A month long celebration of the mustache held in the month of march. Mustaches of all types are encouraged.
Guy:" Hey, what's with the mustache?"
Man:" It's March Mustache Madness dumbshit!"
by Charlie knows more than you December 9, 2008
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March 10th

The 69th day of the year. Celebrate by 69ing with that special someone.
The March 10th Rap:
...Yeah raise your beer for the 69th day of the year.
March 10th is the most important date so tell me baby how will you celebrate
hoe's bring your hair ties guys can't hold i when they're down by your thighs
Now let me break down the position for you
for all those kids who wanna try something new
don't worry about your guy smelling your but as you get a grand view of his left nut...
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Mercy flush

Flushing the toilet, as not to clog it if your taking a big crap

-- Used if you are taking such a big crap that it might clog the toilet, so you flush 1/2 way.
Man, give that thing a mercy flush, so it wont overflow!
by J. H September 18, 2005
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march 3

by black man with a mustache November 2, 2019
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Merh

A sound some one makes, caused from being dissapointed, mad, overwhelmed, upset, confused, or when disagreeing or showing general disregard for something.
You: "Sorry, I can't come over tonight"
Your friend: "Merhhhh"

"Merhhh... They put mustard on my hotdog!"
by emcal December 9, 2008
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