melpert

A joke-nickname in Vinesauce community with multiple meanings.
A) One of nicknames of Vinny Vinesauce.
B) One of nicknames of Vinny's body part.

A) melpert plz play Dmc2 is the best!!!
B) I hear if you dehydrate yourself you're going to make your melpert look bigger.

by Melpert2024 June 5, 2024

melberries

probably one of the most annoying ‘tiktok cults’ out there bro☠️

melberries: “OLIVER TREE SHOULD KHS HE DISRESPECTED THE QUEEN MEL!!! U^U.

anyone else that’s normal: bro stfu

friend one : omg cara is so annoying

friend 2: she’s SUCH a melberry.

by hardbizkit March 5, 2024

melpert

A streamer who fails to understand the most basic instructions, originating from Vinesauce. Yellow paint nor chat can help him as he looks directly at the menu option he needs to click with his mouse right over it. Usually this is paired with the GIGACHAD emote. Often meant to be a joking poke at a streamer who has streamerbrain and not a serious attempt to berate the streamer.

Melpert: How do I go back chat? I don't know where the button is...
*mouse is five pixels away from the option*
Chat: GIGACHAD Melpert...
*mouses away from the option*
Melpert: I don't understand. Where is it?
Chat: MELPERT...

by yourfutanutdealer March 13, 2024

Melted

incredibly ugly individual, usually for those who look absolutely horrible and unsaveable

“Yo bro Angie is so melted”

by yamma da mamma August 6, 2025

Melteding

A Combination of Melted and Melting

Pingu is Melteding

by GorinaGorinka February 28, 2025

Melted John

Someone who is extremely intoxicated (a Glaswegian slang term)

Oaft I’m absolutely melted John

by danie7smith March 6, 2025

Melted Klondike

Fucking an unwashed ass with shit residue in the crack and cumming, inside of her dirty crack to give it a signature chocolate swirl.

I gave that dirty whore a melted Klondike.

by Venusdnotche January 5, 2026