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Pedro Martinez

The defacto ace for the BoSox. He is one of the most dominent pitchers of the past few years. Not only does Pedro throw heat, but he also has a awesome changeup and curve. He is also a great mental pitcher and can strike out batters even when his velocity is down. He is eccentric, but that is a characteristic of many great men.
Pedro Martinez threw 9 shutout innings.
Pedro Martinez's curve drops 12-6.
Pedro Martinez is destined for Cooperstown
by parliment July 24, 2004
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Bald Martin

Morgan Hudson’s real dad he has a ginormous peen and probs has cancer .
Person 1:Bald Martin has a big Willy person 2:definitely
by Fat Morgz October 3, 2019
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Martin

An average asian, white,or other descents seen a God, he has the power to make any women cream at anytime and can make a lady squirt.
1. oh my god, Martin got me all wet.
2. Did you see what Martin did in bed?
by ipink January 6, 2009
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Martin and Max

A team of heroes. They freed Martin's neighborhood from the tyranny of local dumbasses in an epic battle.
Martin and Max should recieve recognition for their heroic deeds.
by Dan June 9, 2004
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Martini Homerun

The act of a male having intercourse with a female proceeded by said female licking the male's ass followed by anal sex with the female and then having her suck your dick until you are about to bust a nut at which time you pull out of her mouth and shoot your load as far across the room as possible. (never follow up with a kiss unless you are a real dirtbag)
Whoa buddy, I got a Martini Homerun last night and busted my nut right outta the park!!
by The Dream Breaker December 12, 2007
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Martin Bowl

A county wide football game held between Martin County High School Tigers and South Fork High School Bulldogs and winner is that years reigning champ.
Dude 1: You going to the Martin Bowl?
Dude 2: Course, the whole county goes to that!
by 772bro August 20, 2011
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Martini Dick

Rich people don't want that poor people dick, they want that martini dick. Martini sugar is placed around the penis then an umbrella is stuck in the urethra.
Mr. Gates wanted that martini dick so bad he made a watch worth $10,000.
by GoosyGooseMcGoossinberg March 30, 2015
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