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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023
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Nori murder drones

A hot robot woman who married a guy called khan and had a child called uzi who listens to my chemical romance,she died to a disassembly drones nanite acid very ouchy
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The good ship murder

A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.
Singer man: dead people!

Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-

Singer man: CLUEDO IRL

* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *
by Pigeon14 December 6, 2023
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Stylistic Murder

World Renowned Hip Hop Label and promotions that Features such artists such as Krs-One ,Hopsin and Obscure=mc2
Were you at the Stylistic Murder Gig last week Hopsin was class!
by Colin Daggers November 25, 2020
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Child Murder

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by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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When you text someone sarcastically and they want to kill you but with kindness
Joel I'm gonna murder you vibe ya feel me
by Yuh24jay February 12, 2018
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Murder spaghetti

A venomous snake

Often refering to a very active one.
"Oh god, I think I can see some murder spaghetti!"

"I'm running as fast as I can! How is this murder spaghetti catching up with me, it doesn't even have legs!"

"If you get bitten by a murder spaghetti you're doomed."
by SleepyNotes March 3, 2021
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