Michael Lippman

He is the Israeli Michael B Jordan

Ori: Hey Michael Lippman are you excited for Creed III

Michael: Yea I am going to star in that movie as Michael B Jordan

by Bathing Grape May 23, 2019

Michael Catapano

The guy who looks like he's 25 and looks like David Wallace. He teleports through the hallways and never takes his ID off. He also never leaves his bubble bath. Michael Catapano is also intimidating but probably a really fun guy. Ya'll should date Michael Catapano. Emotionless but kind. Very quirky. He's also questionably straight. Everyone loves Michael Catapano. P.s there might be multiple clones of him

Yo here comes Michael Catapano! Put your id on!
Look out D cat, comin through!

by LycanSpirit August 9, 2019

Michael Matuzak

A freakishly strong Russian. He always wins. The only exception would be court cases.

OMG is that Michael Matuzak fucking that poor Indian kid?

by Papa Louie May 17, 2021

Wet match in a dark room

Someone who is so incredibly stupid that only an obscure analogy could describe their low level IQ. Just as a wet match in a dark room is the antithesis of light, an incredibly stupid person is the antithesis of an intellectual.

" Did you hear about that guy that played Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol?"

"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."

by armyowalgreens April 25, 2010

im the Michael Jordan of

a statement people use to say that they are amazing in a paticular thing.

jim: yo dude im the michael jordan of halo, noone can stop me.
bill: yeah man you dominate.

by Normal everyday guy January 26, 2011

Mix and match weapon

A weapon that is a mashup of normal weapons.

Quite possibly the best mix and match weapon is The Dual-Wield Chainsaw Shotgun Laser Earrings with detachable missile launchers and drink dispensers.

by Someone404 March 10, 2020

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson (1958-2009) was a legendary multi-talented, multi-faceted icon who was, and still remains, the most recognizable man in the entire world. His name is synonymous with singer extraordinaire, master dancer, benevolent benefactor to many causes, "best father in the whole world" as attested to by his daughter Paris, a friend to the friendless, a man with an astonishing business acumen and work ethic, the embodiment of swagitude and a burning beacon of raw sexuality, and the list goes on and on.

Many of Michael Jackson's accomplishments can be documented by his numerous awards and acknowledgements, including receiving thirteen Grammy Awards of which eight are for his worldwide bestselling album of all time Thriller, inclusion of the 1983 short film "Thriller" as the first music video to ever be inducted for preservation in the National Film Registry of the Library of Congress (2009), induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame twice (1997 & 2001), induction posthumously into the Dance Hall of Fame (2010), holding the Guinness Book of World Records' title for supporting the most charities by a pop star, etc., just to name a few.

A musical/dancing genius of Michael Jackson’s caliber will never be forgotten, as he is often imitated, but never surpassed.

Michael Jackson has always been a trailblazer, lighting the path for other artists to follow.

by PY Love and Peace December 10, 2012