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Meatballed

I am happy I just meatballed my neighbors dog.
by PipingDownDudesIsLit November 18, 2020
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Potted Meat

....Otherwise referred to as "Dog Food Sandwiches".

Smashed, processed meat in the form of purina dog chow that is edible by humans. Can be served with a delectable dill pickle and gouda cheese.
"Son, I packed your favorite in your lunch bucket today, potted meat and cheese!"

"Your neck smells somewhat like potted meat"
by Chingow April 5, 2010
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Meat Mouth

A nasty, dirty, toothless prostitute, typically a crack whore or meth whore, that will suck any old dirty dick for drug money. Meat Mouth's may also be marked by herpes cold sores and excessive use of Carmex.
Don: Hey Frank. Let's head home. It's closing time and they are cutting us off.

Frank: Ok. But let's drive through the hood on the way home. I wanna spot that nasty two dollar crack ho. I need me a little Meat Mouth before I call it a night.
Don: Sounds good. Maybe I can get me a Hot Gummy too. But last time she blew me those lips were like sand paper. Hopefully this time she's a little more Carmexual this time.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2015
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Meat Riding

When someone is defending/fighting for someone so hard to the point, were they're theoretically riding they're dick in a sense
Some Dude: "you get not bitches"

Other Dude:"on god bro"

Stop meat riding bro
by Tanbir's 3rd Braincell August 13, 2022
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meat maggot

On rare occassions, a peculiar thing happens where after leaving a McDonald's sandwich in your car for an extended period of time, the meat turns into maggots.

Although most would have you believe that maggots hatch from eggs laid by flies, this is false.
Recent studies by wades have proven that maggots are a product of spontaneous generation and in fact form themselves from organic matter; in this case, meat.

There are many types of organic material that maggots are created from, however, those which form in meat, are the most frequently sighted, and it is common knowledge that they with out a doubt, do exist.
CONNOR: ..when he went back to the car, the meat had turned into maggots!!!
SMART PEOPLE: no...Connor, that doesn't make sense.
CONNOR: shut your MOUTH! i'm asking my dad!
DAD: Connor, i'm on your side, 100% because you're always right. A meat maggot...makes sense to me, because I'm a wade.
NATHAN'S SMART MOM: The flies lay their eggs in the meat.
CONNOR: *speechless*
by Caitlin Perry December 12, 2008
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side meat

Slabs of meat taken specifically from the sides of a pig, practically a staple in the deep south. May be smoked and cured, in which case it becomes known as bacon, or salted, in which case it is known as salt pork. Sometimes referred to as "side pork," as well, it is an indispensable ingredient for the southern dish of boiled greens.

"Side meat" was mentioned numerous times in John Steinbeck's "The Grapes of Wrath," a story of an Oklahoma family who left home during the Dustbowl years to work in the fruit picking industry in California.
Fry up that side meat, ma - I'm starvin'!
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
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meat tug

The act of vigorously and repeatedly pulling on a man's hang-down, usually, until he reaches a cheap climax.
Hot Chick: Hey, how's it goin' stud-muffin?
Shea: Oh, you noticed my abs... wanna go into the bathroom and tug on my meat?
Hot Chick: I'm always down for a good meat tug, let's go...

she then tugs his meat with a firm grip and confident stroke in the bathroom of the texaco gas station.
by John Koenig November 23, 2007
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