Wimp-locked

Being lulled into a false sense of security and you end up spending the next 3 hours on wimp pressing Random Video

Jeff: Where's Ian man? I haven't seen him in ages

Brad: He's wimp-locked man, we won't see him again until the next powercut

by Doedsfald October 24, 2011

cocky lockey

cocky man with a small penis that likes to give it up the ass, lover of sheep

cocky lockey is a loser with a small penis

by sweet jebbis January 4, 2012

ham locker

A male or female asshole

I.e. I got Chris in his ham locker )asthma night

by Basshole2016 August 17, 2016

Alex Lockyer

The type of guy to be annoyingly good at everything.

*person completes minecraft in 9 minutes*
"Oh my days you're such an Alex Lockyer"

by Moe Lesting March 31, 2022

the crowded locker room

When a man and woman take a shower placing a suction cup dildoe on the wall. the man shoves his penis in her mouth forcing the dildoe to penitrate her vagina or anus upon every thrust.

He asked for a blowjob in the shower but he didnt expect me to pull out the crowded locker room on him.

by soft hands March 27, 2015

Double Land-Locked

(verb) also: double land-locking Tower Bridge, but with an extra layer.

K: hey bruh, did you get double land-locked yesterday?
J: yeah man, still a bit sore.

by William Shafner November 15, 2017

Lickies

to have a group of 4 or more and all kiss at once while rubbing each other's tounges against another

Me, Maia, Steph, and Kenny are all going to do some Lickies sometime soon.

by Chris & Maia July 13, 2002