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Cock locker 

1)A room full of men.

2)A gay club or bar.

3)A straight club where the men greatly outnumber the women, as it is with most clubs and you end up standing at the bar with a bunch of men in a sausage line-up, holding a beer while watching the very few women in the club dancing with each other instead of dancing with you, so you end up going home to your Xbox and ordering a pizza.
Lets get the fuck out of this bar, it's a fucking cock locker!

I went to that spiritual seminar last week to see if I could score some pussy, but it turned out to be a a huge cock locker.

Fuck this chat site, it's a goddamned cock locker!
Cock locker by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008

Cock Locker 

"I wish that bag at the register would shut her cock locker and write the fucking check already."

"She's fucking nasty! - But, Dude! - You could pack a change of clothes in that skank's cock locker."
Cock Locker by Abdev Eurek August 21, 2013

Cock Locker 

Someone who locks on to cocks i.e. a gay man.
Hash: Oh yeh HE looks really good today.

Charles: Ahh Hash is such a COCK LOCKER
Cock Locker by jfj91 January 27, 2009

Cock Locked 

When a person cannot leave his/her male spouse due to the economy, because it would leave one or both without health insurance or for other financial reasons.
Jane lost her job a few years ago, when the economy crashed and hasn't been able to land another. Her husband Joe has become a cheating, verbally abusive prick, who does whatever he wants without fear of being kicked to the curb because he knows Jane is cock locked until she lands a new job with a decent salary and health benefits. Similar to job locked.
Cock Locked by Melhi September 6, 2013

Cock Locked 

The opposite of "cock blocked". When a man will certainly be getting it on with a woman.
Damn, he pulled out all the moves tonight, pulling out her chair, opening doors and shit; chicks dig that. He's definitely cock locked.
Cock Locked by poopookachoo November 7, 2013

cock locked 

1.) When a girl stays with someone or continues to proposition an ex just for the sex, because it's simply magnificent.

2.) The female equivalent of being whipped.
"Oh girl, this boy has me cock locked. He's so good I'm coming at least 4 times per night. Too bad he's a douche bag."
cock locked by Andi W. January 4, 2009
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