a very close friend that happens to be short, small, and of the fairer sex, and isn't too bad looking either.
Thats not my little sister, thats my limpkins.
I need someone small to fit through this pipe, where is my limpkins when I need her?
I need someone small to fit through this pipe, where is my limpkins when I need her?
by barbario December 29, 2010
Get the limpkins mug.When a woman tells a guy it's just one of those things when he can't get it up, and actually believes it.
Clive: Shit Mavis, it won't stay hard.
Mavis: It's Ok Clive, I've always had limpathy for guys that can't get it up after seeing my clam. It's a scary one afterall.
Mavis: It's Ok Clive, I've always had limpathy for guys that can't get it up after seeing my clam. It's a scary one afterall.
by Mavis Clam April 29, 2011
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by John Grand May 4, 2011
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"It started out well, but ended up being an evening of tears and limpathy because he couldn't get it up."
"It started out well, but ended up being an evening of tears and limpathy because he couldn't get it up."
by coining buttress October 18, 2011
Get the Limpathy mug."Blud all the peng in da club last night had me limpin'"
"Yes bruv, that club be limped, you get meh"
"Yes bruv, that club be limped, you get meh"
by gregtastic March 2, 2012
Get the Limpin' mug.The loose hat that is notorious to hipsters. Also known as a slouchy beanie. It received its name from looking similar to a flaccid penis (or limp dick).
by PomegranateKatie March 2, 2012
Get the Limpdick Hat mug.A human that has a severe limp and is constantly on the lurk for a limpah(their desired mate). Some say Limparoos are inbred Kangaroos.
When a Limparoo finds a potential mate, they stalk them by any means necessary and the final mating ritual of this species is fulfilled by the traditional marsupial dance.
They tend to be quiet aggressive and a sign of their aggression is the wind up of their mangled leg, which is also known as the tumparoo.
Their health and hygiene tends to be quiet poor due to their lack of cleanliness and ability to consume nutritious food.
They are an endangered species. Most have died off in Australia but it is believed that some have migrated to western europe.
It is said that a Limparoo finishes adolescence when their mangled leg heals fully.
When a Limparoo finds a potential mate, they stalk them by any means necessary and the final mating ritual of this species is fulfilled by the traditional marsupial dance.
They tend to be quiet aggressive and a sign of their aggression is the wind up of their mangled leg, which is also known as the tumparoo.
Their health and hygiene tends to be quiet poor due to their lack of cleanliness and ability to consume nutritious food.
They are an endangered species. Most have died off in Australia but it is believed that some have migrated to western europe.
It is said that a Limparoo finishes adolescence when their mangled leg heals fully.
"Did you see that Limparoo back there"
"Yea lets go, quick"
(thump........thump.......thump.....THUMP....THUMP...THUMP..THUMP.THUMP.THUMP)
"I hate when people follow me around"
"I know they're such Limparoos"
"Go away you Limparoo!"
"Yea lets go, quick"
(thump........thump.......thump.....THUMP....THUMP...THUMP..THUMP.THUMP.THUMP)
"I hate when people follow me around"
"I know they're such Limparoos"
"Go away you Limparoo!"
by CFLslsc November 27, 2012
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