lahy-ting tit-ees uhp -verb
A total eclipse of one's manhood in such a way as to cause the spontaneous combustion of one's titties.
A total eclipse of one's manhood in such a way as to cause the spontaneous combustion of one's titties.
Matt: "Lambda Tau Upsilon just dominated me and the rest of Mees at life."
Winston: "I do believe that you just got your titties lit up by the excellent male specimens of Scharpenberg 4. In fact, I think they will continue lighting titties up for all eternity."
Winston: "I do believe that you just got your titties lit up by the excellent male specimens of Scharpenberg 4. In fact, I think they will continue lighting titties up for all eternity."
by Hero523 January 19, 2009
Get the Lighting Titties Up mug.a subject that can be used to control someone, as a killswitch for undesirable behavior. it is somewhat synonymous with blackmail, extortion, etc.. derived from the act of tying a Lightening bug (the southern term for Firefly) to a thread, so that it can be jerked around in the air, like a dog on a leash.
my friend told me one of his take-it-to-the-grave secrets, so I told him one of mine, as a lightening bug thread.
by non-redneck in the south March 10, 2007
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The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.
Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)
by ChodyChodmar November 6, 2011
Get the Lighting them Up, Shitting them Out mug.When taking a shit on a conventional toilet, and the poo breaks the surface of the water but is still connected to your anus.
They say lightning never strikes the same place twice. But I just had back to back lightning strikes in the shitter.
by Bazza from down Under February 19, 2019
Get the Lightning Strike mug.A form of suicide which consist of the victim dunking a fork in motor oil and then quickly inserting it into an electrical outlet.
by Nordlord819 April 13, 2019
Get the Greased Lightning mug.originating from the hit song "grease lightening", this is a phrase used when someone is about to score, typically said by an onlooker or friend.
ex: "awww Shane you gonna grease that lightening or what dude? cmon we need to get up to some munkay biznaz"
by MaryWash November 29, 2011
Get the grease that lightening mug.An adjective to describe someone so extemely ugly that they appeared to have been struck by lightening.
Bob's girlfriend is snag lightening ugly!
When my wife wakes up in the morning, it looks like she snagged lightening.
When my wife wakes up in the morning, it looks like she snagged lightening.
by Marcus January 2, 2006
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