by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017
Get the Lube mug.Fret lube is using the oil from your forehead or nose to lube up the buttons on a guitar hero/rock band guitar for faster playing.
Rock Band Player 1: Damn, I can't hit that green/red to blue/orange transition.
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by doubleu January 12, 2009
Get the fret lube mug.When you take a massive steaming shit in a Japanese bitch's ear in order to lube it up, and then proceed to fuck said orifice mercilessly, while speaking to her in Japanese. You then jism deep in her ear, possibly causing loss of hearing from the excess of jism.
"Last night, I gave Sakura a Tokyo Jiffy Lube."
"Oh, really, did she lose all hearing in her ear?"
"Yes, she did. There was far too much jism and fecal matter for her tight Japanese ears to handle."
"There she is right now. Hey, can you hear me?"
"Nani?"
"Oh, really, did she lose all hearing in her ear?"
"Yes, she did. There was far too much jism and fecal matter for her tight Japanese ears to handle."
"There she is right now. Hey, can you hear me?"
"Nani?"
by xJapaneseSteelx May 2, 2009
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John: Man my hands are dry from this winter air.
Ed: Maybe you should get some hand cream for that...
Foug: Want some tube of lube?
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Foug: Want some tube of lube?
by Foug September 2, 2003
Get the Tube of Lube mug.the crappiest town omg! full of backwards thinking white trashy rednecks or semi rich kids but obviously if they were that rich they wouldnt be living in the middle of nowhere!
sad little place only known for "texas tech" haha thats all this place has also full of slutts and weird as shit people and not the good weird. i almost feel bad for anyone who has to live there everyone in a sense is so politically correct its pathetic.....cops everywhere you cant get away with anything, a shitty ass mall,dirt and cotton everywhere.
this place sucks do not go here! you might breathe in an std hah!
sad little place only known for "texas tech" haha thats all this place has also full of slutts and weird as shit people and not the good weird. i almost feel bad for anyone who has to live there everyone in a sense is so politically correct its pathetic.....cops everywhere you cant get away with anything, a shitty ass mall,dirt and cotton everywhere.
this place sucks do not go here! you might breathe in an std hah!
texas guy: i like wearing cowboy boots.
new york kid: wtf? just cuz you live in texas doesant mean you have to be a redneck.
texas guy: i'm from lubbock texas!
new york kid: even worse this place is s speck of dirt compared to houston or austin the only places worth visiting here....im outa here.
lubbock, texas=shit
new york kid: wtf? just cuz you live in texas doesant mean you have to be a redneck.
texas guy: i'm from lubbock texas!
new york kid: even worse this place is s speck of dirt compared to houston or austin the only places worth visiting here....im outa here.
lubbock, texas=shit
by ccc18 August 26, 2010
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by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021
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by worlds first lubehuxenigerid. December 16, 2009
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